John bought 6 jelly beans, to split out of 3 people.
Mary took 3, john took 2, and joe took 1. Therefore Joe ended up getting screwed.
Mary took 3, john took 2, and joe took 1. Therefore Joe ended up getting screwed.
by Johnnie0505 August 23, 2011
Get the Getting screwedmug. by red2269 May 25, 2009
Get the Getting Neckmug. Guy: Yo u see Big Re dropped 100K on a rose gold??
Guy #2: Daaaaaaamn I’m sick he tryna get off like that!
Guy #2: Daaaaaaamn I’m sick he tryna get off like that!
by FeezyBambino July 25, 2018
Get the Get offmug. An order given to a person by someone else, usually online, that requires the person to turn off his computer and go find someone else to spend time with as soon as possible. The person who gives the order holds the belief that humans who have the audacity of spending time by themselves and not while accompanied by other humans, shame the whole human race and, therefore, must be prompted to do what is socially required of them. Reflects the modern belief that you're nothing if you like being alone.
Usually addressed to people in complete unawareness of their actual level of sociability.
Usually addressed to people in complete unawareness of their actual level of sociability.
by Insert Nickname Here June 22, 2010
Get the get a lifemug. 1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.
Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.
Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.
Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.
by Jimboozie November 4, 2003
Get the get retardedmug. when you moon creator blast off My wife 's mouth and then you wait...
for her to moon creator blast off your poopoo back into your mouth, and then you moon creator blast off onto a random newborn baby, the baby dies from the sheer force of the blast, then you consume the baby, then you get pregnant, but you give yourself a Coat Hanger Abortion because shit man you're browsing urban dictionary for fun I'm pretty sure you don't have a stable enough job to pay for child support you. then you cook those greasy leftovers up for diner, then then you sprinkle a little bit of spice(chili powder and anthrax) on it and the feed it to the prostitute that's passed out on the street corner.
And then you get aids the end
for her to moon creator blast off your poopoo back into your mouth, and then you moon creator blast off onto a random newborn baby, the baby dies from the sheer force of the blast, then you consume the baby, then you get pregnant, but you give yourself a Coat Hanger Abortion because shit man you're browsing urban dictionary for fun I'm pretty sure you don't have a stable enough job to pay for child support you. then you cook those greasy leftovers up for diner, then then you sprinkle a little bit of spice(chili powder and anthrax) on it and the feed it to the prostitute that's passed out on the street corner.
And then you get aids the end
James: hey tom, have you ever tried getting aids before?
tom: no I have not
James: well you should.
tom: alright well I'll go do that. (jumps out window, presumably to get aids)
tom: no I have not
James: well you should.
tom: alright well I'll go do that. (jumps out window, presumably to get aids)
by FlameSage09 February 1, 2019
Get the getting aidsmug. When someone interrupts something you are saying, with somthing completely pointless that takes the attention off of you and puts it on them.
Have you noticed how Brenda will always talk about her new job, I had to stop hanging with her because I got tired of Getting Kanye'd everytime I opened my mouth.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2015
Get the Getting Kanye'dmug.