uneducated goose penise

your a dumbass the actual worth of a gooses genitalia<33

you absolute baffoon,you damn uneducated goose penise

by maxmaxwoo April 04, 2022

just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 25, 2021

ivan the silly goose

ivan is an extremely silly goose who does silly things! he never sleeps and loves girls from hawaii.

Oh look, its ivan the silly goose eating sushi which is his favorite food!

by ivansbiggestfan June 26, 2021

To Feather the Goose

When you are bartending and place your own money in the tip jar first, to entice others to tip.

No one is tipping tonight. I guess I’ll have to feather the goose.

by GJ id9 October 05, 2018

Comedy Goose

A name given to someone whose personality has no real difference from that of a goose of comedy; if you were to write an autobiography, said person could easily be switched out for a comic-relief goose.

"Ryan is a comedy goose, all he does is squak and lay metaphorical eggs."

by margotyoupregnantREAL May 17, 2022

Goose Look

The expression of visible fear. Comes from a line in Macbeth where the title character shouts at a terrified servant arriving to inform him that the English Army have been sighted marching towards the castle.

"The Devil Damn Thee Black, thou cream-faced loon! Where got'st thou that goose look?"

by TheSilenceIsTooLoud May 30, 2019

Silly lil goose

When an individual is unable to be vulnerable enough to even accept complements. And counter acts any sweet gestures with nasty remarks or disses.

I tried to tell her that she was looking gorgeous today, but she was being a silly lil goose about it.

by YungHoodPope December 29, 2023