A fake gun, clearly and concisely defined in the first post above. However, some people apparently cannot read (or refuse to actually read the entire definition before posting one of their own), and fail to grasp the basic concept of satirical humor.
"I go on Urban Dictionary and half-ass read the definitions of things like "Glock 7"; I then write a juvenile response, effectively making myself look like a "pinhead".
by TriggerTeacher December 17, 2011
Get the Glock 7 mug.That bright eyes and bushy tailed look that women between the ages of 18-24 have. After that, they begin a steep downhill descent into a vicious cycle of aging that cannot be reversed. Their sell by date has passed. Basically not worth your time unless you are horribly disfigured or on that extreme poverty time.
"Hey Dave man, did you end up choking up with that sloot you met on Tinder?"
"Nah, boyo, her youthful glow was gone and I wasn't drunk enough."
"FUKING LMAO brah, her tour is over."
"Nah, boyo, her youthful glow was gone and I wasn't drunk enough."
"FUKING LMAO brah, her tour is over."
by GJDM May 13, 2016
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A make of glue that tastes and smells like marzipan. Dodder once acclaimed it as being, "The tastiest form of school equipment since the calculator."
Often used for having races, everyone winds their Gloy to the bottom of the tube, then races to the top until the actual gloy and lid fall off.
Recently became the second sponsor of Amateur Football Club, Cabana FC.
Often used for having races, everyone winds their Gloy to the bottom of the tube, then races to the top until the actual gloy and lid fall off.
Recently became the second sponsor of Amateur Football Club, Cabana FC.
Mrs Bowland, Pratty is crying because he got "Gloy" in his Hair.
Mrs Bowland, Mackroy covered a pencil in "Gloy" and dropped it on the floor, asked Marko to pick it up for him but he got "Gloy" on his hand and threw it at Callum who stuck the pencil in Becca's hair. Now Becca is upset.
Mrs Bowland, Mackroy covered a pencil in "Gloy" and dropped it on the floor, asked Marko to pick it up for him but he got "Gloy" on his hand and threw it at Callum who stuck the pencil in Becca's hair. Now Becca is upset.
by Mackroy September 19, 2006
Get the gloy mug.the only thing people care about now in Gta IV, Rumored to have been taken out of the game at the last second...god damn you rockstar..
by WWiDJesus May 8, 2008
Get the Niko's Gloves mug.Grab, Latch On, Maintain Pressure. a running hug, usually from behind. mostly used as a visual in anime. taken from anime and used in chat rooms as a form of greeting, usually using *action stars*.
usually a visual
Becky sees Daren, her highschool crush. She squeals, runs up to him and glomps him from behind.
Becky sees Daren, her highschool crush. She squeals, runs up to him and glomps him from behind.
by The220 April 27, 2006
Get the glomp mug.1. The look of satisfaction on a woman's face and her emotional state after achieving an orgasm brought on by amazing sex.
2. The "aura" surrounding a woman after an orgasm
2. The "aura" surrounding a woman after an orgasm
by C24O September 28, 2009
Get the After Glow mug.The fear of glowsticks, light shows, and any other bright object often found at raves and nightclubs. Usually contracted after many jaded years of noodle wrestling and cuddle puddle jumping.
If Euphoria doesn't stop trying to give me a light show, I'm gonna develop a serious case of glowmophobia and have to call the Glowstalkas to carry his angel-winged embracing, non-drugged ass outta this noodlefest.
by m311b November 2, 2006
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