French Ticket

Keying someone's car; keying a car that is parked illegally; From Two Days in Paris the movie
Or taking a shit on someone's windshield

What is that? A french ticket?
He was parked in the handicapped spot so I gave him a french ticket.

by AdamGoldberg April 12, 2009

Fred French

When a midget licks your asshole in a circular motion.

I was bent over the cash register and received a fred french.

by store director October 19, 2010

French Guy'd

When a woman is having simultaneous anal and vaginal intercourse with two men. The top guy pulls and and shoots it on the other guy's face on accident.
Originated from a porn bloopers film.

Man, we double team this chick last night and it was going great until my buddy pulled out and French Guy'd all over my face!

by Pat the voicemailer September 7, 2010

French Waffle

The act of pouring hot syrup down somebodys ass while slapping their balls with a waffle. Commonly only a dumbfuck would do this.

Yoooo bitch gimee a french waffle

by MOTHER FUCKIN SHIT CUNT February 22, 2018

french press

A masturbation technique where the "whacking" hand is turned backwards (thumb towards the balls, pinkie towards the head). While rubbing one out, you can also get a rigorous tricep workout.

I was doing the "french press" while watching this porno last night and my right tricep is looking ripped today.

by TeddySD March 18, 2007

French Revolution

Viva La France. Essentially, the French acting like French, but the only difference is that instead of raising the white flag like usual, they attempted to endorse something worth endorsing (liberty, equality). This failed horribly as they stormed the weapon-less Bastille and ended up slaughtering a (relatively) huge percentage of their population via the glorious guillotine. If any message came out of this beautiful revolution, it would be "prayer i'm not French," or "don't let another Robespierre kill the rich people supporting the economy."

Mike: "I'm glad the American government claims so much power."

Tom: "Why?"

Mike: "So no goddamn poor bastards like the sans-culottes can revolt and start a civil war disguished as a revolution (like in the freaking French Revolution).

by JacquesIII July 17, 2010

french nap

The french version of a "nap". Instead of sleeping you tug on your dick until white stuff comes out.

I was feeling pretty horny so I lied down and took a french nap. I passed out right after.

by MalarkeyMcGee March 31, 2009