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Floptimus Prime

A middle-aged dandy, usually seen propping up bars in South London. Often seen sporting a mix of modern and traditional attire; such as a silk cravat, a velour jacket and brightly coloured slacks acquired from the Kings Road.

Takes chatting up and bedding women equally as seriously as consuming large quantities of alcohol. Thus when both combined, a performance issue can arise(or not), thus one becomes "Floptimus Prime". He must announce his new name.
Picked up a frauline in the boozer last night. I had already sunk 8 liveners. Got back to my digs and it all went south. I AM Floptimus Prime.
by brandonreport March 4, 2011
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fliptight

Some asian guy who used to play quake a bunch, but quit because he sucked.
dude, I just owned fliptight on dm3.
by GA August 12, 2004
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Floating Jackson

One of the coolest teachers at CVC.
Named "Floating" Jcakson because of the ways his legs wouldnt move while he would scroll from one side of the whiteboard to the other.
Tim Hey Dom look
Dom Floating Jacksons at it again
Tim LOL
by DFTOcelot October 18, 2008
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flaptop

a promiscuous nerd, slutty brain box,etc etc
"i tapped that chick in extension maths"...
"really, me too" "hey so did i"..."what a flaptop"
by <3 TORI January 15, 2009
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floater

one party of a relationship that sits back and enjoys the ride, never plans dates, in it for the physical stuff, still enjoys your company but really isnt in it for the long run.
sami just accused her boyfriend of being a floater, he was so mad that she thought he would sink to that level
by mrs_spoons January 6, 2011
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Float the keg

Verb.

To exhaust a resource which, being absolutely finite, is treated as though it is inexhaustible. Usually describing a situation where an observer would predict this outcome long before the subjects.

This term is derived from the tendency of a beer keg to float to the top of a barrel of ice once empty.
a. Damn, son. Ain't nobody gonna do nothin' bout our addiction to oil 'till we float the keg and run out.

b. I heard that, brother.

or

Too b@d we flo@ted the keg on that expense @ccount. I could really use @ new keybo@rd.
by I'm probably your dad September 4, 2013
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Turtle Flop

Verb. To flop ones Turtle. Commonly used when out clubbin with seals (ie seal clubbin)
That guy just did a massive Turtle Flop and no body noticed...I wonder where the Seal went...
by Tarkine May 26, 2010
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