football medals

thisngs that are shiny that pedos like to collect to shove up litlle kiddiesd asses

i collect football medals

by the guy from the pedo commercial September 16, 2003

Football Hand

Doing something in a soft/gentle way

While kissing, he grabbed my hair with a football hand and I liked it.

by nickname27 September 25, 2023

Lesbian Football Game

When a football game has all offense and NO D.

This is a lesbian football game because there is absolutely NO D at all!

by Dr. Biggs December 31, 2020

Unknown Football Team Fan

A fan supporting either a crap team in the low-tier leagues or a private-owned football club or football academy.

Which team do you support?
Well, I am an Unknown Football Team Fan, so I have to say Cockhouse FC.
Bruv mate ur a Brexit geezer???

by w`aezsrdtfyvguhij8ghev May 10, 2023

Fantasy Football Cuckold

Someone in a Fantasy Football league who takes extreme joy when other people draft his favorite Stud players

Frank Loves when someone Drafts Jay Cutler, he's such a Fantasy Football Cuckold

by Brizarian April 19, 2018

dirty football

When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football

Person 1: Can we play Dirty Football?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 3: Shotgun the goal !!

by JizzoLizzo September 2, 2021

International Football Month

November was the official Month the best sport on earth was invented.

International Football Month is the best month ever

by WorldFootballPresident June 16, 2024