fail bowling ball

when u go to throw a bowling ball, u try throwing it 2 hard and it goes thru the ceiling
person1: wot u doin man the balls gone thru the fucking ceiling
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009
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Mandatory fail party

The term used for a mandatory tutoring session or something of the like that you must attend when you fail a test. Instead of saying mandatory tutoring, you say mandatory fail party to make it not sound as lame.
"Shit! I failed my psych exam. Now the professor is going to make me go to mandatory fail party."
by ChristyRoad April 16, 2009
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Epic legendary fail

(1)The step between epic fail and meta fail.
(2)A fail that will almoste certenly reduce you to the mocking and ritacule of your pears.
when a waiter drops his whole serving try on a mentally handicapped person, fruit cake, meth addicts, and all things telly tubby related.

person 1: shoots himself in the foot while reloading his gun

person 2: " Epic legendary fail "
by St.jimmy1693 February 05, 2009
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April Fail's joke

When you try to pull off a April Fool's joke and fail horribly.
Indie Radio DJ: Coming up next is Left Behind by Slipknot!
::listeners tune out, song finishes::
Indie Radio DJ: OH HO HO! April Fool's!
Random Guy: Wow, more like April Fail's joke.
by [B]saint April 01, 2009
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didnt-study-gonna-fail

An interjection rapidly uttered by unprepared students, often the day of or prior to a large test or assignment.
Teacher: Are we all prepared for today's test?

Student: No.

Teacher: And why not?

Student: Didnt-study-gonna-fail.
by AlwaysHiding April 11, 2010
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Fail-Nail trade off

When you begin to fail a class or classes because you are too preoccupied nailing your girlfriend. Most would consider this a good trade.
Petus: "hey, did you hear that (insert name here) is failing spanish?"

Tony: "It's because he's too busy with his gf. This is all a very standard Fail-Nail trade off."
by Psas May 06, 2009
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