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signshop face

The act of raising ones eyebrows as they look at and pass a co-worker as meaning to say "fuck off and do not stop me because i have somewhere to be thats more important than your matters." only at the signshop
leaky walks past kris and kris is looking at her as if hes about to say "hey, come here. i need your help."

leaky goes into stealth mode and immeadiately raises her eyebrows and shows her signshop face as to say "get off my jock you side-stepping cracker."
by turbo signshop December 18, 2009
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Face Googling

When a person can't look you in the eyes, they just keep searching your face.
I wonder whats on my face. That asshole at the bar was face googling me the entire time.
by albyl December 25, 2009
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Face drape

The female teabag: When a girl squats over someone and puts her cunt lips right over your face.

Doesn't happen very often, only the nastiest chicks will face drape, and its always better if their snatch is hairy and rank like tuna.

Will also happen in video games after a chick frags you, and to add insult face drapes your dead body, as in Call of Duty.
Damm Dude! The chick totally face draped you! Nasty
by WSIX January 17, 2011
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FACE LIFE

When everything you do is on Facebook because your scared to face real life, have real friends and do real things.
Sample 1

Dude to Chick- Can we go out sometime?

Chick to Dude- Lets just chat on Facebook and get to know each other.

Dude to Chick- Stop having such a Face life!

Sample 2

Loser- I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook.

Reality- Nobody knows or likes you in real life.
by Mr. Faceit January 19, 2011
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Newfag Face

This forced meme isn’t a meme, but has been dubbed Newfagface or NFF due to the excessive amount of newfags posting it everywhere on 4chan. However this is mostly found on /b/. It was trying to become the new “Trollface” or Coolface, but has failed miserably and falls down to the bottom of the forced meme titles.
Newfags, GTFO with that damn Newfag Face.
by trippedupnddippedup April 14, 2011
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Lobster Face

1: To spend such prolonged time in the sun, or influenced by extreme emotion such as embarrassment or anger that your face turns a bright hue of red.

2: A fledgling indie Super Hero character (patent and trademark pending) who has the facial attributes that of a lobster.
- 2A: Notable markings and characteristics; bright red face, tendency to lie, a bike rack on a Saturn only used to transport pork products.

3: a person who works a low tier job maintaining hardware who becomes easily agitated when questioned, therefore ball and clenching their fists forcing blood to the surface of the skin causing a red glow.

Note: Often confused with other red faced creatures/animals such as Baboons. While they bare similar qualities (red face and easily irritable). they are entirely two different dullards.
1. "I asked Erik if he was available on Monday and he said he had to be done by 11pm. When I asked why, and inferred he has a crap job... he got all lobster faced on me."

2. "Hey Erik, I don't think you should apply more Banana Boat tan lotion, you're already a Lobster Face as is."

3. "That Lobster Faced buffoon is a total Rudy."*

4. "Is Lobster Face available?"*

*These assume a person known to two or more people has already been designated and commonly referred to as Lobster Face.
by R. Stark July 20, 2010
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Face Chunking

Face Chunking is the act of throwing up in the face of someone you are getting intimate with.
I was Face Chunking this hoe who didn't give me no loving.
by MC Gooch July 6, 2010
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