hate Edward

15th of October is hate Edward day so don’t forget to hate Edward

Jack: ‘nigher it’s hate Edward day today’
Nigher: ‘Yo Edward get a girlfriend loser’
Edward: ‘not my fault I can’t get one never had one and probably will not have one’

by My room is Messi October 11, 2023

Edwarded

To have a text conversation abrubtly stopped,because one of the recipitents simply stops replying.

"Jimmy edwarded me last night after I asked him out"

by Diabungus December 16, 2022

Edward

An Edward is a person who will change your life forever with their wit, humor and soft-natured personality. They are generally a person who lurks in the background and swoop in to save the day. An Edward makes an especially good father, as they have a heart of gold and tend to put their children first.

Edwards are commodities, like gold and silver.

Get yourself an Edward. They are great!

An Edward swoops in to save the day.

by TheFriendlyg1rl July 17, 2022

Edward

Similar to squidward but just the evil counterpart. Edwards enjoy short walks on the beach and licking slices of ham. Edward is vegan and will always stick to his vegan history. Sometimes Edward can be scared but in reality the scary things are scared of Edward. If you are an Edward. You are a solid champ. HURRAH!

Oh gosh is that an Edward? There goes the Edward. Be friends with Edward”

by #KnotRëganfromARC520 August 23, 2022

Xavier Valentino Edwards

Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.

New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?

Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess

by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018

Edward Tissington

A handsome, Rugged man who enjoys a good cup of PG Tips.
Also known for his awesome robot dance moves.

"Isn't that Edward Tissington a sight for sore eyes!"

by KR18191 August 17, 2012

Edward

An Edward is everyone's type. He's handsome, strong, funny, sexy and very occasionally sensitive... Like.. once a year. If an Edward crosses your path and you're so fortunate as to keep him, you can be certain that you are a bad ass. Edwards don't settle on average. They don't have to and they know it so if you've landed yourself an Edward hold on with both hands and make sure he knows he made the right choice. An Edward is a gift.

Is.. is that, is Edward looking at me? It's impossible, no Edward has ever. I'd do anything for an Edward to notice me.

by RebelHunter -because I said so January 29, 2021