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Ed moment

When you forget something that someone already told you or you didn’t listen and ask them about the topic they were previously talking about. Happens most when intoxicated.
John: hey, Al did you know Liv had sex with me last night.

Al: no, how was it

John: It was pretty good had her squirting all over the place. Good times.

Al: So how was the sex man.
John: I just fucking told you

Al: oh my bad, I had an Ed moment.
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Summon Ed Sheeran

1st you will need 2 people

2. At precisely 2:18 am start dancing in a circle

3. Smack ur thigh 8 times
4. Sit in a circle and put something bright red in the middle

5. Massage your feet while chanting Ed Sheeran
Let’s Summon Ed Sheeran at 2:18 am

NO SOCKS
by DogLover_cool May 12, 2023
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sorry ed

overused phrase that is better left unsaid for the betterment of the group. often used in situations that are not deemed necessary. unwarranted use is often dealt with severly followed by pay up!
*earlier in bar*
Sara - nice to see you , sorry ed
*later in car*
Noid - I can't drive
Sara - I can drive
*repeat line above 3 times followed by 5 minutes of silence
by foug June 10, 2006
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/soc/ed

An event where someone posts your informations on /soc/ in the anonymous website 4chan, generally with wrong information such as sexuality or gender.
I this I just got /soc/ed, some fat guy is sending me dick pics
Did anyone here make a thread with my tag on /soc/? I'm getting weird friend requests
by infamousHeroic March 14, 2021
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Ed

Ed is short for “Edgar” “Eddie” “Edwards” and so on

Ed is a cute, tanned guy who has brown hair and really brown eyes. He thinks he knows everything sometimes. He likes to know that he is right and will try and prove a point.

Ed is a little posh boy that sounds like a 5-year-old and when he is angry it is VERY funny.

In his life, there has been some very imbarrasing times...
Girl 1: Wait wait wait isnt that Ed?

Girl 2: yeah he’s soo cute

Girl 1: I don’t think so
Girl 2: I wanna date him
by BoredOutOfMyMind19 June 23, 2018
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Brandon-ed

When an actual chant at a sports event is alleged to be something else. Or covering up an actual chant with fake noise as if to pretend it wasn't being said at all.
The Atlanta Braves fans were Brandon-ed by the TV network as they were chanting there famous tomohawk chant during the World Series.
by Rambis50 October 27, 2021
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go co-ed

Like go postal, but the shooter is goin' to college. The academic, pressures, cliques, Greek life, and latent homosexuality of so many college activities drives a minority of undergraduates into the going co-ed zone. Especially where state gun laws are less restrictive and where psychological evaluations matter less, they can pack heat and now down fellow co-eds, profs if they're really pissed. See Virginia Tech.
Horrified co-ed 1: Omg! It's like he's gonna go co-ed. He looks like a total freakazoid nerdster and totz ready to shoot
Horrified co-ed 2: and he's hot for the BMOC - never gonna get a piece of that either
Horrified co-ed 3: and he's been collecting semi-automatics! Shite.

Horrified co-ed 1: so are we gonna go to intro Econ class he's in tomorrow?
Horrified co-ed 2: yeah.

Horrified co-ed 3: sure why not.
by IkuraEater August 10, 2014
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