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bloody donkey

An alcoholic party drink made from one shot of tequila and one shot of V8 (tomato juice). The tequila shot is swallowed and quickly thereafter the V8 shot is swallowed. The taste of the tequila becomes neutralized by the V8, and the party goer is left with neither alcohol or tomateo taste in their mouth.
Oof.. I've had like 10 bloody donkeys but I feel like I haven't a drop of booze.
by Neif December 13, 2004
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Sea Donkey

A polite way to insult an ugly girl.
I rushed on to the bus and took the first open seat and realized I was sitting next to a Sea Donkey.
by FireBoyX August 11, 2010
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Donkey Punch

Is your guy or chick loose? Are they looser than a wizard's sleeve? Here's the solution: THE LEGENDARY DONKEY PUNCH!

First, get your partner from behind... doggy style! While she or he is completely unaware and in the moment, punch them as hard as you can in the back of the head. "The Donkey Punch". He or she should pass out. Within the next few seconds, that loose wizard sleeve will magically transform into a tight turtleneck!

P.S: Repeat blows to the back of the head as needed!
"So what did you do last night, Jimmy."

"I finally fucked Lauren last night!"

"I heard being in her vagina was like throwing a hotdog down the hallway."

"That's true, but I took care of that... DONKEY PUNCH STYLE!"
by TheDanceDanceRevorution December 11, 2016
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Swamp Donkey

Fat chicks that hang out in Country Western Bars
by Swampdonkeyslayer May 8, 2003
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donkey wrangler

A person gets mad at someone else who is not doing any work.

Example:

I'm just so mad at this donkey team member, said George.
You're a donkey wrangler expressed Joe.
Zonia, never does any work, what a donkey. "omg retweet, I just want to wrangle her for not doing work" said Arlo. Arlo is a donkey wrangler.
by banyakumbaya December 18, 2021
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Donkey Sombrero

The work friendly phrase to use instead of asshat (sitting on someones head).
Watch out for that new female boss. So she not offended lets give her an asshat and call it a donkey sombrero.
by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010
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drain donkey

A midwestern colloquialism, originating from Nebraska, used to celebrate overcoming long odds through exceptional skill or luck, especially within the context of golf or gambling.
The shooter's 5th consecutive 7 on the come out was met with a resounding 'DRAIN DONKEY!' from the betting gallery.
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