Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.
by Letemburn May 2, 2022
Get the Dave Jortsmug. An amazing and handsome Stud Muffin that does everything correctly. He always has a lovable and goofy number 1. Dave knows how to win. And constantly gets a proposal. Probably because he is a total catch.
Did you see Dave on the online reality gameshow? Because him and that Devin guy were totally the most entertaining thing there.
by OGAll-Star November 21, 2021
Get the Davemug. The Best Car SalesMan In Modern Day History!!! He Will get you top dollar for your trade in paid for or not, he’s focused and Will get you the best deal every time!!! Saving time and money!!! Bad Credit Doesn’t stand a chance come see him ASAP!!! At #OrrNissanBossier For your next car buying experience Conveniently located on the corner of 2323 Viking dr. N Benton rd
Super Dave is the best car salesman ever!
You must have got that car from Super Dave??!
Super Dave got me approved when nobody else could!
You must have got that car from Super Dave??!
Super Dave got me approved when nobody else could!
by Smartie left brained December 8, 2021
Get the Super Davemug. cutie know everything and everyone the best person in the world and should be treated like a god he also gets al the bitches (mostly guys tho)
by daves cakes lover August 25, 2022
Get the dave cakesmug. ```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`
```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
Get the ```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`mug. A 'Skinny Dave' is the epitome of a tall handsome nerdy man.
He is in all ways superior to a 'Skinny Pete'.
He is of above average sexiness as well as height, and knows more than you do.
He excels in all he puts his mind to.
But fuck excel, I think thats a windows thing, and he's a Linux man.
If you are lucky enough to love this guy, you are truly #blessed.
He is in all ways superior to a 'Skinny Pete'.
He is of above average sexiness as well as height, and knows more than you do.
He excels in all he puts his mind to.
But fuck excel, I think thats a windows thing, and he's a Linux man.
If you are lucky enough to love this guy, you are truly #blessed.
by ShelleyBean369 September 15, 2022
Get the Skinny Davemug. Best known for 3 things
1. Nirvana's forner drummer
2. Lead vocalist for Foo Fighters
3. Being the nicest rockstar
1. Nirvana's forner drummer
2. Lead vocalist for Foo Fighters
3. Being the nicest rockstar
by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025
Get the Dave Grohlmug.