Chernet’s dad lives in Cleveland, Ohio. He drops the soap on purpose and goes to Ohio university. Only thing ever heard outside of Ohio was him begging for help in a TikTok but since than, that TikTok has been deleted.
Person 1: Did you hear about Chernet’s dad?
Person 2: He doesn’t exist. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Person 2: He doesn’t exist. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
by chernetslonglostfakedad December 2, 2022
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color bars are beaming through the blacks of your eyes and in the hum of electricity my heart will hear a melody, we've been here before in some distant memory, i don't want to wake up from this dream
color bars are beaming through the blacks of your eyes and in the hum of electricity my heart will hear a melody, we've been here before in some distant memory, i don't want to wake up from this dream
person a: my second favourite band, casio dad, sounds a lot like my favourite one, glass beach...
person b: thats because they're made by the same people! the lead singer classic j worked on it before glass beach
person a: really?!? no way!
person b: thats because they're made by the same people! the lead singer classic j worked on it before glass beach
person a: really?!? no way!
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Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
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Our toddler tried to wash the cat with my wifes expensive hair crap, but the dad torque stopped her.
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