a diner that appears to be a Denny's ripoff, but is actually the shiznit since Dempsey's was founded 5 years before Denny's.
I used to flip burgers for a living, but now I work at Dempsey's and also flip chickens and omelets, peel potatoes, and fry fries and chicken fingers. Now I'm a serious pimp.
A large, incredibly unattractive female with high libido and few inhibitions, often found at parties trying to hook up with guys too drunk to know any better.
Usage is largely restricted to the northeastern United States, particularly around Boston.
"Did you see that girl I hooked up with last night? She was atrocious." -John
"Yeah, I know. You need to stop hooking up with dumps." -Alex
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"I haven't gotten any in so long that I'm thinking about hooking up with a dump." -Willard
"That's your call, man, but you better get really drunk before the attempt." -Brad
To ditch someone via e-mail, im or text message. Usually practiced because the e-dumper does not have the balls to tell the e-dumpee to his/her face that he/she is dumped.
"I was chatting with this chick I met on the internet for a couple weeks, then she e-dumped me for someone she met in real life."