Dollar up the ass

Money wasted on something ridiculous, like wiping your butt.

Johnnie: I just bought some new Jake Paul merch! Now I can show everyone that I'm a big Jake Pauler!
Gary: That's another dollar up the ass.

by dickey6969 June 17, 2018

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Dollar Avalanche

When you realize that the price of dollars have slumped significantly.

Today, we can expect a huge Dollar Avalanche causing a major change in the business cycle.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk May 7, 2015

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The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.

"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."

by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019

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This is an utmost act that you will not find in the Kama Sutra. To those who know what a Cleveland Steamer is or the more advanced Cincinnati Steamer, the Gold Dollar Crepe takes crappy jokes to a new level. A Gold Dollar Crepe is when you are relaxed and laying down. A young child in diapers or pullups has not been freshly changed climbs up to your head and repeatedly sits in a bouncing motion on your face or head.

"Daddy is taking a nap, go wake him up with a Gold Dollar Crepe"

by Pharaoh Fluid July 6, 2017

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Brazillian Dollars

An amount of money that you would spend on another person for their love & attention, like for a senpai or another high ranking person. Whether the person you want love and attention from is someone emotionally attach to you or just someone famous in general is up to you.

"She is worth a Brazillian Dollars"

"I spend all of my money on him for his love and have him notice me. I would spend a Brazillian Dollars on him."

by Dr. PoopFace III December 7, 2016

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