Owl neck detection device

Basically, an owl neck detection device is a device needed to determine where an owl's neck is. It is used when babysitting an owl, when it comes to tucking the owl into its bed. It is needed after you have put the pyjamas on the owl and made it lose its mind (owls are nocturnal- I'm wearing pyjamas but I've got to go out!).

An owl is essentially a one piece unit, its just a head and a body. Therefore a neck detection device is very handy on determining where the blanket needs to be pulled up to.
The neck detection device is essentially just a stick with a pointy thing on it, you put it next to the owl and it points to the neck and you pull the blanket up to that point and remove the device and tip the owl back. Sorted.

"Never put a blanket over an owl. Unless of course you're babysitting an owl and it wants tucking in. In which case, its fine."
"Can you tuck me in please?"
"But I'm never supposed to put a blanket over an owl."
"I'm ever so chilly. Can you tuck me in please, I'm ver-ver chilly"
"Alright just this once but its breaking all the rules.

"Is that it?"
"Its still not high enough"
"What about that?"
"It doesnt even cover my owl boobs!"
"Well how about that?"
"What are you doing?! You trying to kill me you mad bastard? You nearly suffocated me!"
"I don't know where your neck is do I!"
"Well you could have asked! Or at least use an owl neck detection device!"

by Tatie Shploud April 12, 2009

Danny Devito

When a woman is naked on rollerskates and she licks a bald midgets ass while he is upside down.

Hey Clint I heard your ex girlfried went to midget wrestling match and gave one of the wrestelers a Danny Devito after it.

by Jameson Carter January 17, 2008

Devil’s Triangle

During a threesome with 1 man and 2 women, one woman is riding the mans penis while the other woman is sitting on the mans face. The women will kiss thus making a triangle.

I was part of a Devil’s Triangle with these two chicks, one rode me while I ate the other out!

by sarge51 August 27, 2018

devil's prong

During intercourse you flip the girl on her side, massage her clit, finger her butthole, and continue to have intercourse at the same time. "One in the pink, one in the stink, and one on the flicker."

Devil's Prong = "One in the pink, one in the stink, and one on the flicker.

by Jason Dillon March 7, 2009

devoweloping

Pronounced closely to developing, devoweloping is the act of interchanging vowels in words to create a different sounding word for entertainment. Often times the vowel will become an "O" to create the soft "ah" sound, but is not limited to that thereof. Names are most commonly devoweloped.

*Originated from the photoshopped picture Woll Smoth

Examples of devoweloping include, but are not limited to:

Woll Smoth (Will Smith)
Broce Wollis (Bruce Willis)
Janny Dapp (Jonny Depp)
Chrostian Bole (Christian Bale)

"I wos ronning to the stare to gat sam pozza"

by Devoweloper June 25, 2009

Devirginisation

Another word for losing your virginity

Emma: hey hun, how was your devirginisation?

Sheila: It was horrible, it was extremely painful and the guy sucked tremendous ass.

Emma: ah :(

by Melliej March 14, 2011

devil's omelet

what ya get when your woman neglects to tell ya she is on her period during cunnilingus.

i love my girl, but i had no idea a devil's omelet was gonna be on the menu.

by oldbooksmell April 22, 2011