daily mail

A newspaper,grossly over-criticized by politically correct,brainwashed morons.

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by JAWZ August 4, 2005

dairy farmed

when some "does work" in the bathroom right before someone else needs to take a shower.

"dude, I was running late for work today and my roommate totally dairy farmed me right before I jumped in the shower"

by 6'4"fastguy February 6, 2010

daisycle

drinking excessively. whilst haed is flibbity-folttpity.

the p\feeling afgter wimsicle.

I'm so daisycle.

by ggghgghhtrhrtnjtrtnjtr July 11, 2010

Dairy Intelligent

Smart people with an allergy to dairy foods.

dude, you're so dairy intelligent!

by kneeface June 14, 2011

Dairy Queen

A selfish little bitch, who won't give you a fucking refund no matter how much you deserve it. Even when she fucking spills it all over your pants when she flips the blizzard over to show you how cool they are. AND THEY WERE FUCKING NICE PANTS TOO! fuck man....

"THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IV'E BEEN FUCKED BY DAIRY QUEEN!"
"I know the feel, man.."

by The Motha' Fucking Dairy King June 7, 2016

daily masturbational

Daily masturbational, means, fulfilling the i.e. religious, or spiritual quota of the act of self pleasuring. On a daily basis.

Gotta go Gus.

Wait! Where are you going?!

I gotta fulfill my daily masturbational with Father Zed.

Good luck with that.

Thanks Gus, I will.

You will what...?

by ESPeciallyscientific November 4, 2018

Daisy

A literal QUEEN. She calls everyone sister and is nice with everyone. Shes hilarious, kind, sassy, smart, and crazy. She makes everyone smile just by being there.

Person : who is that over there with that group around her?
Person 2 : Oh that's just sister daisy! You should go talk to her shes amazing!

by Wowthatsalotofdamage March 15, 2019