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Gold Digger

A person who only loves you for your money. Will act like they love you at first, but then at night, when you're sleep, they take your money, and buy lots of stuff for themselves. Will spoil their child, so that they can be gold diggers.
Linda: Who are you?

Steve: I'm Steve, want to go out?

Linda: Ew, not with you. You have a grey hoodie, purple pants, regular shoes, and brown hair.

Steve:MK

(Steve then gets in premium diamond car)

Linda: OOOOH, NOW I WANNA DATE YOU

Steve: GO AWAY GOLD DIGGER!
Gold Digger by SteveCrafts2k November 28, 2018
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Gold Digger

A young beautiful woman who marries any man who has money whether she actually likes him or not.
"She can't marry my dad! She's a gold digger!"
Gold Digger by Cicicelinaas August 25, 2019

Gold digger

Doctor: what has caused you to have ptsd?
Me: my gold digger ex wife.
Doctor: what is a gold digger?
Me: my ex wife.
Gold digger by Pussahy November 19, 2021

black hills gold digger 

A white trash gold digger, impressed by relatively small amounts of money, or items associated with low socio-economic status.
She's such a black hills gold digger, she's just after his disability check.

Bug-eyed grave digger 

Little Tommy's sneaking around like a bug-eyed grave digger.

Serial gold digger 

A serial gold digger is a person who will be with a large amount of people, for the money exclusively.

Hop on Elite Dangerous

Slang for the most boring and least rewarding thing a human can do in day to day life
Person 1 : "Hey, hop on elite dangerous."
Person 2 : "hell naw dawg, last time we did that i almost killed myself after"
Hop on Elite Dangerous by Ploonie September 16, 2022