Status - Cucked

A term to describe a specific CRM related phenomenon; or issue, real or apparent, in certain support-focused occupations, most commonly in the Online Product Development Market, i.e. starting work on a ticket to quickly realize it has just been solved by a colleague, but didn't appear as so because it's *Ticket Status:* wasn't updated to reflect said completion.
"@coworker, you've completed ticket X but you didn't revert its status back to "Sent for development".
"I got really excited by it and quickly posted @Department that I'll handle it."
"When I scrolled to the last update I was saddened that the ticket was already handled like used goods."
"You Status - Cucked me @coworker, how could you."
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Canary Cuck

Someone who drives a big yellow truck, cross country. Lives in Michigan and like to watch other dudes rail his ol lady
Kenworthless Canary Cuck, done blew his load watchin that russian scania super trucker dude rail her.
by TexiMurica February 08, 2021
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Cuck gamer

A person who sits in the toilet watching people play games they can’t afford
“Do you play video games?”
“No but I watch Twitch ALL THE TIME!”
“Ah, you’re one of those Cuck Gamers…”
by ItzKongman September 07, 2023
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Worcester cuck

When one run-an-guns on any FPS game (namely CS:GO) and proceeds to get a retarded amount of kills. This occurrence only happens a select amount of times per game on average.
WTF did he just Worcester cuck the whole team?
by Bo Boshers March 13, 2017
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Cuck E Deez

Cuck E Deez
by CupFEC May 17, 2022
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Eye-cucked

Getting eye-cucked is when your partner only dresses up in sexy, revealing clothes / makeup when they're doing things without you. They have a slew of steamy outfits / lingerie that you'll never see, until it suddenly pops up on their IG story. Their treasure trove of visually erotic gear is for other people to look at, not you, silly!
Saw my gf in like three different see-thru dresses and bras I didn't even know she had, when I saw her posts from the weekend. Our weekends out together only involve sweaters, so I'm getting totally eye-cucked here.
by braintown October 05, 2024
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Tucker Cucking

1) To have the confused look Tucker Carlson has on his television show, that he practices at home by having random strangers engage in sex with his wife while asking them strawman questions to see if it affects their performance.

2) To engage in cuckolding, and sit in the corner with a look on your face either mock outrage or general confusion like Tucker Carlson during an episode of his television show, while engaging in conversation with the sexual participants on unrelated subjects,
1) "By the time I got through explaining what was wrong with his car, Jim looked like Tucker Carlson trying to understand cunilingus."

2) "Yeah, I was Tucker Cucking Laura last night. It was okay, but the stupid questions, and the look on her old man's face when I fucked her properly almost ruined my erection."
by FredMaudibCNN March 27, 2021
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