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Camel Crush 

A gift from god. It's a cigarette with a menthol capsule that you crush and the cigarette magically goes from just a normal cigarette to a menthol one.
Camel Crush tastes like what sex would taste like if you could smoke it.
Camel Crush by fuck_like_a_beast February 20, 2009
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Clam crush 

Adj: The female version of a bromance.
Sally and Jane totally have a clam crush going on right now.
Clam crush by Ohyea! September 19, 2009

Primary Crush 

The person who you like more than other people... If you have more than one crushes, this is the one who you think about the most.
"Okay, you like Josh, Andrew and Nick???"
"Yup, but Josh is my primary crush."
Primary Crush by missscarr May 18, 2009

freshman crush 

that cute guy whose age is between 18 and 20, but girl you just can't resist him despite being aged 23 to 30
if you have a freshman crush during your mid-to-late twenties, chances are you will be a cougar when you get older
freshman crush by Jerz201 April 11, 2013

long distance crush 

The kinda mental illness that rips you apart from the inside. 'Tis an idiot that develops one, and yet anyone can fall prey.

Either you move on, or wait until you can see each other on a regular basis to go beyond friendship, or confess and renew all agony no matter what their answer. If they like you back, the distance will kill, and if they don't, then you just screwed up a decent friendship, sucker! It's a salope of a situation.
doctor: And what are her symptoms?

concerned individual: General moodiness, addiction to her phone/computer, inability to keep from mentioning a certain person on a regular basis...

doctor: Has this lasted over a month?

concerned individual: Well over.

doctor: We have here a severe case of long distance crush. Behead her and end her misery.

Make your crush yours day 

wednesday October 23 is national make your crush yours day. Ask them to be yours!
Hey, on october 23rd it’s make your crush yours day!