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corn jack

a deep fried delicy that can be soaked in vodka and inserted in a womans fuck hole prior to festivals.
girl: you've embaressed yourself and your host.
PCL(boy): get a corn jack up ya!
by henry messner November 26, 2011
mugGet the corn jackmug.

planting corn

The act of a guy banging another guy in the ass.
That faggot sure likes planting corn.
by Numb nuts May 10, 2003
mugGet the planting cornmug.

creamed corn

before you ingage in anal sex deposite kernals of corn in to her wrectum then proceed to engage in anal sex. then blow your load up her wrectum. then after sex when she is cleaning out her ass she digs out hte creamed corn.
i met a girl with a corn fetish and she let make creamed corn.
by the law September 4, 2006
mugGet the creamed cornmug.

Sweet Corn

Nickname for really obnoxious, fat people, who like to be all up in your ass and never leave you alone. Also, known as a Donkey (Jack Ass.) Tends to be very random, and think of themselves as hilarious.
"Wanna Come Over?!:D:D:D:D"

*Whispers- FUCKING SWEET CORN.*
by Sweeetcorn August 6, 2010
mugGet the Sweet Cornmug.

Grinding the Corn

When you put corn in a woman's vagina and grind it as with a mortar and pestle, except in this case it is her pussy and your cock.

You must be wary that corn doesn't get wedged around the head of your penis as it does in your teeth after you eat it.

By going down on your woman afterwards, it gives a whole new meaning to "creamed corn".
Little did anyone at the thanksgiving table know, but the creamed corn was made by grinding the corn in my girlfriend's twat just earlier.
by scorpionmintred August 15, 2004
mugGet the Grinding the Cornmug.

Corn Shucker

When a female takes a cob of corn and puts it in and out of her vaging (masturbating), in a shucking motion.
Julie: Last night I didnt have anything else to masturbate with... Now I guess Im a Corn Shucker;)
April: What the fuck..
by SwagtasticMuthufukkah September 2, 2012
mugGet the Corn Shuckermug.

Corn horn

The appropriate sound to make after a particularly cheesy or corny statement to express your disapproval of such corniness.
Man 1: "Did you hear what she just said... blow the corn horn"
Man 2: "Cooooooooooooorny"
by Wagner01 September 24, 2010
mugGet the Corn hornmug.

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