Cooked

A person, who smokes/smoked way to much meth and started saying or doing extremely ridiculous and fucked things.

Fuck she’s cooked bro

by Not cooked bro June 18, 2021

Cook Islands

Cook Islands is a place that is apart of New Zealand. It is a multitude of Islands, and has a population of 17,500. It is located in Oceania, and the other places New Zealand owns are Tokelau and Niue. I am having an existential crisis that I lost my old Urban Dictionary account and have to wait 29 days to get it back on my dead email address. Did you know, that Cook Islands has its own currency!

Person 1: Omg can I cook at Cook Islands?!!?!?!???!?!?
Person 2: No, it's literally just a name. I hate you. You'd probably mistake this flag🇨🇰 for Australia too. I hate you.
Person 1: waaah :(

by tally hall enthusiast August 4, 2023

Perfectly Cooked

Whenever you see someone of the Indian race you must observe that they have been perfectly cooked by god's oven.

Ohh, there goes Sid. He's a perfectly cooked one.

by SidP25 January 18, 2022

eddie cook

the absolute egg that makes eggtastic noises every ten seconds. eddie cook is the type of guy to play breaking point on roblox

eddie cook walked to tesco at 6 in the morning then left a trolley at the top of his street

by .SUREFIRE September 17, 2022

Cooked goose

Anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)

Craig was a true gentleman. He gave me three litres of cooked goose and I was eternally grateful.

by Smartass Mike July 25, 2012

Cookadaazeusoo (Cook-uh-daa-zeuz-ooo)

Something to call your best friends and means every word in the dictionary. If you have no friends yell at your mom or dad with it.
My dog's name is Zeus this is just his nickname but I use it for other words too.

"Cookadaazeusoo (Cook-uh-daa-zeuz-ooo) is a silly dog, that runs." (Cook-uh-daa-zeuz-ooo)

by Zeusy pig March 2, 2021

Cooked

when you truly believe that your father is gay and wants to have sex with you

You: Bro I'm cooked
Bro: Me too
Father: Son...it's time for father-son time

by DictationIsKindaCool April 12, 2024