Cookie Swatter 

When a celebrity hires a full time person to help them eat better and baby sit their gluttonous ass.

To literally swat cookies from another’s hand.

Hey that Kristie Alley hired a new full time cookie swatter.

Cookie Swatter by Wordmasterflash January 21, 2010

Cookie Stamping 

The act of putting your snatch in the mouth of someone else.

Yo, did you hear that Rebecca was cookie stamping some dude that pasted out with his mouth open last night?

Cookie Stamping by Joonbuggy April 20, 2011

Cookieboner 

An explosive attraction/need for a cookie.

Bro 1: I love cookies straight out of the oven, like when they're slightly gooey in the center and the chocolate is all melty...

Bro 2: Oh my god bro, you're giving me the HUGEST cookieboner right now!

Cookieboner by God Hand November 23, 2011

cookist 

a boy who is very good at cooking.

They watched the young cookist as he was cooking in the kitchen.

cookist by Google user 12345 July 23, 2016

Cookiezi 

Th god of the osu! gods , the waifu for every osu! player , the best in the world!

Serious , he is number 1 , don't mess with him.

Pleb: Who is cookiezi?
Osu!Player: YOU SON OF A BITCH

Cookiezi by UnlimitedGamez October 27, 2017

Cookie Clicker Ass 

N. When your butt hurts from playing Cookie Clicker for too long and you can't get up.

Ugh I have Cookie Clicker ass right now

Cookie Clicker Ass by ThatCactus June 3, 2019

cookie-faced 

term coined by rapper Busdriver, meaning high off of weed.

Cookie-faced about to go through security

cookie-faced by fmasters September 2, 2019