chocolate starfishing

A sex act in which two consenting partners rub their anuses (i.e., ass holes) together in order to create pleasurable friction. Chocolate Starfishing resembles scissoring (i.e., tribadism) in positioning, but this act involves anus-to-anus stimulation. This position requires flexibility and should be tried with caution. It is recommended that both partners receive Hepatitis A vaccination prior to Chocolate Starfishing.

I've got a chapped ass from chocolate starfishing all night.

by Krstofur June 23, 2016

Chocolate Bicky

A black person, usually a girl named Vicky, that calls white people custard creams.

I saw Vicky Chocolate Bicky while we were walking home!

by Steffochan15 March 6, 2020

Alabama Chocolate Milkshake

When a group of horny, gay, black men get together and have an orgy. Usually containing around 60 individuals.

Boy 1- "What's going on in that house?"
Boy 2- "Crap I think it's an Alabama Chocolate Milkshake"
Boy 1- "Shit, run!"

by 5dorra October 14, 2016

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

by PalermoD April 16, 2008

Chocolate Snowman

When a man diahreeas on a girl and rubs it all over her. The man then proceeds to cum upon the woman. Thus creating, the chocolate snowman.

dude I own a friggen chocolate snowman factory

by harry puzy January 16, 2008

Belgian Double Chocolate Pump

Similiar to a Belgian Chocolate Pump, but with one added pump of delicious chocoloate

Several weeks supply of liquid shit are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring

Attaching this shit to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the arsehole of th participant, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy shit inside him as possible

Ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the anus while liquid shit is pumped inside

To make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid shit is then pumped out of the anus onto the face and body of the person with the hose

Jas: Er dude what are you doing with all that stored liquid shit

Rose: I dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around

Jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump

Rose: fuck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian DOUBLE chocolate pump

Jas: dude you blow my mind

Rose: and you blow my cock

by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009

chocolate sailor

its when you're in the bathtub doing your sexual partner up the bumbum

Last night Cindy put on a strap-on and gave me a chocolate sailor

by Neo Funk Revolation February 6, 2005