Julia Child Tribute

Showing your entire family how you can deep throat the boiled Turkey neck before granny incorporates it into her Thanksgiving gravy.

My cousin showed up for thanksgiving and did the Julia child tribute. Not even a gag or a watered eye. Took the whole thing. Guess I know who’s room I’ll be sneaking into.

by Dick Onchin November 20, 2020

child beauty pageants

Child Porn

Charles0304: Child Beauty Pageants Are Just Child Porn

by Charles0304 February 9, 2021

child beauty pageants

The only thing that will make your underage daughter a hooker. The sick fucks who hold these shows are pedos put 1000000000000 layers of makeup on your child and makes them wear slutty outfits, then they go on dance and twerk while big fat pedophiles watch. Wow America, can you get any worse?

Mom 1: Weres your 12 year old daughter?
Mom 2: Having sex with creepy old dudes.
Mom 1: Why?
Mom 2: I take her to child beauty pageants.

by RoseCandyFloss December 29, 2014

Old Man's Child

A fucking awesome Norwegian black metal band.

\m/ Old Man's Child \m/

by Limblessless January 17, 2009

Child Bearing Hips

Hips that possibly fool, however also trigger a man's innate sense of attraction to women who have the ability to bear children.

That girl could catch it. She has those child bearing hips and a fuck me gut.

by Oscar the Pedophile August 3, 2009

man child

the term used when a baby is born, and is NOT a child but in fact a fully grown teenager, common among births where the couple were relations or step brother/sisters

"Axe man, dam hes Petes and his step sisters Man Child"

by VisOne March 24, 2003

no child left behind

Another one of Dubya's mistakes. The biggest bullshit program ever instituted in the history of the United States, aside from maybe the Draft. While participating in No Child Left Behind, the lessons you will be taught are dumbed down so children like George W. Bush can be pushed through the school year. Too bad the advanced students have to deal with the remedial bullshit too.

We couldn't have the remedial, general, and advanced classes anymore, can we?

Worker: I had to deal with No Child Left Behind, now I work at a gas station.

Governer: I was elected governer because I had the best grades out of my high school class, a whopping 1.7 GPA!

Random Citizen: De De DEE! I are smart! No child left ahead really worked for me!

by The Last Gunslinger July 28, 2008