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Cum collar

Training tool akin to a citronella collar for barking dogs, but worn by humans. The human under behavior modification wears a collar with a small compartment filled with cum. When the unwanted behavior is exhibited the collar blasts a load of stale cum into his face.
After 3 weeks of wearing my cum collar I no longer stutter and have much softer skin
by Jack of Pricks January 8, 2014
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Cum-Zombie

One who has an insatiable thirst for cum, and seeks it relentlessly, stopping at nothing to satisfy their hunger for cum.
Logan's mother is such a fucking cum-zombie. All that bitch thinks about is cum.
by Phillerup August 21, 2008
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Cum Gremlins

A group of females that turn into fiends for the cock after they do blow past midnight
"Andrew how'd you make out with those chickies last night" "shiiiit I feed them some coke around 12 and they turned into a group of Cum Gremlins!!""
by Mattyglide March 21, 2017
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Cum Slumber

When you bust in someone's hand when they are sleeping, and then tickle their nose with your cock. They will go to scratch their face, and slap themself with cum.
"Let's have a sleepover with Eric, so we can give him a proper cum slumber.
by The Three Bustkateers December 31, 2006
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Cumming Bird

When a male is doing doggy style with the girl faces outside a open window. When the male is about to bust, he proceeds to throw the girl outside the window. She then bounces off a trampoline under the window straight up back to the window she was pushed off. Finally, in midair, when the girl reaches level with the window, the male bustes his jizz on the girl's face, tits, ass, or mouth.
Damn, last monday my girl and i did the cumming bird.
by Princesss_something, j.buenoo November 7, 2017
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Cum Gums

One whose mouth is filled with Semen..
After head, she had Cum Gums due to the exploding cock
by Mr. McNasty December 16, 2008
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cum cough

When a female inadvertently swallows male ejaculate in a way that it "goes down the wrong pipe" and produces a cough.
His spload was so forceful and deep in her throat as she swallowed that she was caught off guard. The tickle in her throat was too much and she produced a cum cough. They both died laughing!!!
by Barry Flomar January 23, 2004
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