COURTICE

also known as hicktown, hickville, and bumfuck, its the most unknown town in Ontario, or quite possible Canada.
other than Leamington.

a suburban community located in Ontario, Canada settled 60 km east of Toronto, adjacent to Oshawa (where most of the crack in Ontario comes from, also known as the Shwa), and west of Bowmanville.

mostly consists of elementary schools:
EMILY STOWE
LYDIA TRULLS
G.J. MACGILLIVRAY
COURTICE NORTH
COURTICE SOUTH
MOTHER TERESA (catholic)
GOOD SHEPHERD (catholic)

and two high schools:
COURTICE SECONDARY
HOLY TRINITY (catholic)

this towns pretty gay.
we all go to Oshawa for shopping at the Oshawa Centre.
But we call it the OC to make us feel better about our lame lives.
the closest movie theatre is in bowmanville.
either that or you can go to the AMC in Whitby and at least it makes it worth your trip.
dont move here if you dont want people to know you're going out with your best friends brother.

ACTUAL CONVERSATION.
--
sean: hey
KAYTIE: helloo.
sean: whats up
KAYTIE: nothing, you?
sean: chillin on my non hick town
sean: im sorry but courtice is too easy to make fun of
KAYTIE: not really
sean: ya it is cuz its so small and insignificant
KAYTIE: its so small and awesome
sean: the shwa is crazy
sean?: i guess ive just always lived in the city
KAYTIE: i was born in toronto, but that doesnt change anything
sean: toronto is the greatest
KAYTIE: it is
sean: courtice sucks, toronto has way more to do
KAYTIE: i actually agree to that.
sean: but i went trick or treating in pickering at my grandmas house to be safe
sean: but pickering is turning ghetto now too
KAYTIE: i never liked pickering
KAYTIE: or bowmanville
sean: bowmanville is better then courtice
KAYTIE: no way
sean: they have the duck race :)
KAYTIE: AWESOME
KAYTIE: okay we're going to a duck race together, and i dont care what you say.
sean: lmao

by KAYTIEISSKETCHY November 29, 2006

courtesy cousin

someone who is close like family, but not related

she's my courtesy cousin; she's like family, i love to hate her sometimes, but can't get rid of her...she's my courtesy cousin

by gooJai January 26, 2009

Courtesy tug

To masturbate before sex, so as to maintain sexual stamina during sex.

Peter: I don't think Mary will give it up anymore. Every time we have sex I always blow my load right away.

Paul: You really need to start giving yourself a courtesy tug.

Peter: What's that all about?

Paul: It's when you rub one out right before having sex, so as to maintain stamina during sex. You'd really be doing Mary and yourself a favor.

by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010

Courtesy Phone Flush

A cleansing toilet flush when caught taking a dump whilst on the phone

Bob; "Phhhlt" <plop>
Phil: Dude! Are you taking a dump?
Bob: Yeah man, can't wait.
Phil: How 'bout a courtesy phone flush? I can't concentrate on our

conversation!

by nextdaycorn July 24, 2010

Courtesy flushing

When some one at ones friends house flushes the toilet for every individual piece of crap to avoid clogging

Boy 1: I gotta go shit

Boy 2: make sure you use courtesy flushing!

by likeaboss9000000 February 18, 2014

Courtney

The name of a girl who is beautiful, strong, sweet, and smart. She may not know it, but she is beautiful inside and out. With her strong personality, long brown hair, and astonishing blue eyes. She is amazing, and eye catching. She has a wonderful heart, and clean soul. She takes bad news surprisingly well, and she doesn't have a bad temper at all! She is perfect, just what her name means. You could never ask for more than that.

Courtney is amazing! Who doesn't love her?

by Beauty&more July 12, 2016

Courtney Love

The act of making your partner cum in their own face, but then telling everyone he did it himself.

"Bro I swear it's not what it looks like! She totally Courtney Love'd me!"

by thunderstruck614 February 15, 2019