by All Mighty Allah November 9, 2016
Get the Alarm Clockmug. Get the Finder Launchpad Final Cut Pro Google Chrome VLC Calendar Music Notes FaceTime Messages Maps Preview Clock QuickTime Player Weather System Settings Calculator Logic Pro Motion Keynote OBS Downloads Trash spider
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024
Get the Finder Launchpad Final Cut Pro Google Chrome VLC Calendar Music Notes FaceTime Messages Maps Preview Clock QuickTime Player Weather System Settings Calculator Logic Pro Motion Keynote OBS Downloads Trashmug. When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.
**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.
by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016
Get the Alarm Clock Pizzamug. girl 1: thats why you cant pull guys
girl 2: thats why your built like a bus
boy: CLOCK ITTT
girl 1: …
girl 2: thats why your built like a bus
boy: CLOCK ITTT
girl 1: …
by by lylah and maisie June 20, 2025
Get the clock itmug. Girl: I want to clock you up one.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.
by Coral123 November 26, 2009
Get the Clock One Upmug. Teacher: So your son has been wildin out in my classroom recently and i'm not sure what else to do, we've tried everything we could
Mom: Oh don't worry, because imma clock in on that ass later when we get home. It wont happen again i can tell you that
Delinquent: No momma please i learned my lesson
Mom: Oh don't worry, because imma clock in on that ass later when we get home. It wont happen again i can tell you that
Delinquent: No momma please i learned my lesson
by Da_vinki June 14, 2023
Get the clock in on that assmug. by powerbottompoptart September 22, 2023
Get the the analog clock incidentmug.