Alarm Clock

A homemade bomb; specifically one with a timer.

Better get outta here soon, the alarm clock is gonna go off!

by All Mighty Allah November 9, 2016

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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024

Alarm Clock Pizza

When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.

**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.

by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016

clock it

when you get roasted so bad you dont know what to say

girl 1: thats why you cant pull guys
girl 2: thats why your built like a bus
boy: CLOCK ITTT
girl 1: …

by by lylah and maisie June 20, 2025

Clock One Up

a female version of bone, to have sex with.

Girl: I want to clock you up one.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.

by Coral123 November 26, 2009

clock in on that ass

Generally uncommon term used by parents to signify an ass whooping

Teacher: So your son has been wildin out in my classroom recently and i'm not sure what else to do, we've tried everything we could
Mom: Oh don't worry, because imma clock in on that ass later when we get home. It wont happen again i can tell you that
Delinquent: No momma please i learned my lesson

by Da_vinki June 14, 2023

the analog clock incident

The strange phenomenon where irish children are incapable of learning how to read an analog clock

My friend sean hasn't been able to tell time ever since the analog clock incident

by powerbottompoptart September 22, 2023