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Christmas Ear Rape

A chronic condition caused by the incessant playing of Mannheim Steamroller music during the holidays. Unpleasant electronic sounds are repeatedly thrust into the ear without the ear-owner's consent, causing fatigue, ear bleeding, cluster headaches, and unhappy memories of the 80s.
Ouch! Someone is playing Mannheim Steamroller's "The Little Drummer Boy!" My ear is bleeding! Help! Christmas Ear Rape! Christmas Ear Rape!
by Chip Davis December 22, 2010
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throw up Christmas

A term used to describe the lawns of those people who decorate their lawns at Christmas time with a ridiculous amount of decorations, especially the blowup decorations.
Instead of driving around to look at the house's with pretty Christmas lights, I went around searching for throw up Christmas!
by bridgetanne December 26, 2008
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Christmas Eve Eve

by noahsgirl(: December 23, 2010
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Fuck Your Christmas

Fuck Your Holiday. Fuck any day where you are happy. I hope it becomes horrible and your cat dies
Yo that nigga tried to get with my girl so I said fuck your Christmas and punched him in the face
by EL- January 23, 2009
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Dirty Christmas Tree

When you and your boys all bukake this one chick and the dried cum is like Christmas snow that she wears at her Christmas dinner party
Thad: Yo Chad, wanna come over we’re have a dirty Christmas tree
Chad: no way, is it going to be with Tina? I heard she got Christmas treed last year
Thad: ya bro make sure you drink lots of water, we need you cumming buckets bro
by TheChristmasElf420 November 14, 2020
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Pre-Christmas Spirit

The positive feeling or attitude associated with the coming holiday - one may experience it when seeing the lights on the houses in his neighborhood, while finding perfect gifts for his family members, or when he hears holiday tunes playing in the background at one store or another. Some experience pre-Christmas spirit only to find disappointment when Christmas actually comes. This is a case where the hype and anticipation are better than the real thing.
Tracy felt the pre-Christmas spirit through November and December each time she passed by the Christmas section at the department store, but when December 25th came around and she unwrapped a sweater and a blender, she somehow lost the feeling.
by awesomeforce December 25, 2008
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charlie brown christmas

The act of doing a line of cocaine between another persons butt cheeks.
Damn, that chick gave me the best Charlie Brown Christmas.
by Samson Samsons December 24, 2017
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