The term for a boozy, salesy, replacement CEO of a successful tech-startup, who marches in and thinks that he has a grand vision for the future insofar as he attaches the word "cloud" to every sentence.
Such an exec is also technically inept and cannot even type or use any modern day interfaces including mice, keyboards, or phones -- in fact, may often refer to the company's key technology as "okiedokie 9000". Srsly.
Disproportionate use of modern terms such as: cloud, sas, vision, how it works in the big leagues, juxtaposed with antiquated terms such as "boof", "let's make squillions of dollars", and "damn yanks" make a cloudcloud a very interesting cloud indeed.
Such an exec is also technically inept and cannot even type or use any modern day interfaces including mice, keyboards, or phones -- in fact, may often refer to the company's key technology as "okiedokie 9000". Srsly.
Disproportionate use of modern terms such as: cloud, sas, vision, how it works in the big leagues, juxtaposed with antiquated terms such as "boof", "let's make squillions of dollars", and "damn yanks" make a cloudcloud a very interesting cloud indeed.
OMG, here comes cloudcloud again to tell us how his big vision is to take our company into the cloud, cloudcloud, sass, tuna cloud and make squillions of dollars. We are going public!!! Woohooo!
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a person who seems completely normal at first, and then when you get to know them or spend time with them turns out to be a creeper
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Get the clownalingus mug.When you work in a retail/restaurant environment and you are scheduled to close up shop around 10-12 at night, and then are also expected to come back and work an opening shift the next day around 6-8. This usually only allows for a person to sleep 3-5 hours in between shifts because they still have to take the time to travel home, wind-down, eat and/or feed your children, and/or significant other (if pets are involved, they need to be fed also and possibly walked), maybe laundry, shower, sleep and eat, shower and travel back...It's like they never leave and also can cause severe pain in the feet, legs, hips, back and brain.
Worker 1: "Today was so s***ty! I can't wait to get outta here and go to this f**k'n party! You down?"
Worker 2: "Can't dude, got a clopen....."
Worker 1: "F****************CK" :/
Worker 2: "Can't dude, got a clopen....."
Worker 1: "F****************CK" :/
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Get the Clopen mug.Licking of an anthro bird's cloaca, usually done by another anthro or a human. A term used by furries
the fox performed cloacalingus on the bird
by Arceus777 October 27, 2014
Get the Cloacalingus mug.Cloppers are fans, who "fap" to the animated TV series My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic./Equestria Girls.
It doesn't matter if they "clop" directly to the series or to fan-made Rule 34 material of the show.
It doesn't matter if they "clop" directly to the series or to fan-made Rule 34 material of the show.
Jack: Hey! What are you doin'?
Alex: *Clopps* to a picture to Rainbow Dash*
Jack: You hate the show, but you are a Clopper...
Alex: *Clopps* to a picture to Rainbow Dash*
Jack: You hate the show, but you are a Clopper...
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