Slow as bread

Expression used when something is taking a long time. Actually goes back to Biblical times when Jesus was handing out bread but he kept talking and talking and finally when everyone had their bread everyone was like "Jesus is slow as bread" and Judas was like "Let's kill this guy"

Apollo though Jesus was slow as bread

by dinodianne January 2, 2015

braedon

Braedon is a hot as heterosexual. all the girls want to be with him all the guys are jeleous of him. He is probably the smartest guy at your school.

Girl 1: "I so wanna go out with Braedon,"
Girl 2: "Nah his way above your league, and i'd probably kill you if you did"
Girl 3: yeah he likes boobs and kissing sex and vags

by theexpertontruth February 24, 2014

Bleeding Heart Disease

Originally a song title by the punk band NoFX, Bleeding Heart Disease pokes fun at people who are "Bleeding Hearts" and "Heart Disease" (a real disease). Someone who has Bleeding Heart Disease often suffers from chronic and naive sympathy for anyone and everything, especially around politically sensitive issues. The sympathetic emotions are often unjustified and directed to people or causes that do not in fact deserve sympathy.

It's important to note that to be diagnosed with Bleeding Heart Disease, a person must chronically feel unjustifiably sorry for people on unrelated topics. It's also important that the topic of sympathy be unjustified or highly debatable.

Bleeding Heart Disease is becoming especially common in the Western World.

Statement: "That's so sad that guy died when he got his Darwin award."
Reply: "I think you have Bleeding Heart Disease."

by Brad Bender January 8, 2009

nerd bleed

a nose bleed that occurs without reason

melvin got a nerd bleed during the math test

by imer February 11, 2005

Liquid bread

A beer with a high specific gravity at the end of fermentation resulting in a dense beer.

I hate when people correlate dark beer with heaviness, I have had pale colored liquid bread, and dark colored session brews

by bozini rollitini June 14, 2010

ginger bread

fully loaded,all the bells and whistles

this car has all ginger bread installed

by Richard Morin July 29, 2004

Anal Bleeder

A medical device used to rupture and drain haemorrhoids. Also often used by geriatric homosexual deviants with abovementioned problem in order to enhance ass-fucking pleasure

Oh my God Norman, stick that anal bleeder so deep in my ass that it hits my second Houston line. Shove it in so fast.

Is it in? Fuck yes. Faster, Norman, faster. Deeper! Deeper! Wait! Not so deep! Yes, that's good. Yes. Yes. Yes... I'm coming! YESSSSS!

Let me lick the blood off your wrinkly face. Yes... Suck the bleeder like a lollipop before our grandchildren get home. Yes, Norman! Let me lick it off your hairy chin.

I love you.

by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008