blond geordie

Term used to describe a fair haired boy from Newcastle who is easily confused and lacks the ability to spell "blonde" correctly. Otherwise known as "the dyslexic womble". Linked to nibbledora who is equally blonde at times....or arguably at all times

by the dyslexic womble himself
david: "It's confusing for a blond geordie"
nibbledora: "do you mean blondE david?"

by Nibbledora March 30, 2005

blondageness

blondageness is a mix between blond(e) people (natural or in the head) and bondage! = it is a group of people who are 'blond(e)' in any way, shape, or form. it is also my group on myspace << because i made it up!

'your so blondageness'
(after someone does something blond(e))

'hey have you joined blondageness'
(about the myspace group)

by kelly atkin August 10, 2006

blondegirl101

a real silly poop of a person. lolz. also a person that has really strange dreams. lmao. found her on justin.tv and have a new bestie. hahahah.

wow this is a pain just like blondegirl101

by notpablo October 17, 2008

Diet Blonde

enough of a blonde for you to love her (ditzy and clumsy wise) but enough of a stubborn, hard-headed, bitch to tell you what shes thinking

"Katie... look at that girl over there and look at how shes acting!"
"Oh my gosh, shes the chick I overheard Bill talking to his buddies about! Supposedly shes a complete, Diet Blonde..."

by dietblondeBITCH March 5, 2009

Come on getcha blonde head down thea.... YEEEEEAAAAAH!

You might say this when you're waiting for a blonde-headed male to hurry and get his blonde head down in your crotch area...

I say it all the time to those two boys I find campin' out in MY woods! No trespassing boys!

Pronounciation: Cum-ohn-ghet-cha-blhonde-hed-down-the-uh-.....-YEEEE-AAAAH!

Me: Get over here boi... NOW!
Blonde Boy: *Gets up and walks towards me*
Me: I want BOTH of you suckin' on this cawk...
Blonde Boy: *Gets on his knees and hesitates to try my cawk*
Me: Come on getcha blonde head down thea.... YEAH!

by Deputy Ryans February 16, 2004

blonde mafia

Three blonde 16-year-old girls.
Formed in approximately 2001, over the summer, at Camp Hemlock Overlook.
Best friends, forever, who always back each other up.

" Those girls must be in the blonde mafia, we better seperate them."

by Julz/Emi January 9, 2005

balonchkey

to get very intoxicated

Gaff got Balonckey last night at the bar.

by Deeez Nizuts July 29, 2003