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crack battle

N. When someone is so emotionally affected (happy or sad) that they act like they’re on crack; an episode where one’s mind makes them act like they’re under the influence of something
Rick: Dude, that ochem test totally fucked me up the butt. *incoherent nonsense*

Cal: Bruh are you in a crack battle rn? You make no sense 😂

Rick: *laughs while crying*

Cal: Absolute crack battle. You need rehab!!
by miffy October 17, 2019
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battle simulator

A type of strategy game where the death of an NPC is perfectly normal and might even be part of the plan.
In battle simulators, you control when and where your units are deployed, and your AI opponent does the same. Once a unit is deployed, it goes completely automatic - it'll target an enemy, approach that enemy and attack the enemy if it is within attack range. If it survives, it will go on to target a new enemy, and the process repeats. Basically everyone is a mindless killing machine who always fights to the death!
I mean, battle simulators will never provide a good representation of war in real life, unless nations start using robots to fight each other.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a great battle simulator to pick up for PC. And if you want a free battle simulator for mobile, I would really recommend The Battle Cats. In both games, every character moves and attacks differently, and the fights are weird and wacky and very enjoyable.
by Helispark November 2, 2019
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battle ben

mmm battle ben is looking pretty fine
by Crystallyn0 March 10, 2021
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Battle Beach

The Battle Beach is a place in Florida that might be said abruptly in a Discord Voice Chat.
Kyle: Is that the Battle Beach?
Brian: No way!
by Layton, Hershel April 6, 2021
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Battle for supremecy

Anybody who wants a sports event billed as a battle for supremecy doesn't really believe in equality, no matter what they preach about or say they believe in. The point of sports, the reason people came up with them, was never to find who is better at something, or who is the best at something.
What's the point in calling sports games if they have all the bullshit rules they have and people take sports and athletes seriously? When you're doing something to call it a battle of supremecy, when you are that uber competitive, you're not doing it for enjoyment or improvement, and you don't believe in equality if you're doing something to see if you're better than the next guy/girl, or if you're the best. Calling sports a battle for supremecy is bullshit.
by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021
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Lap Battle

When you and your partner take turns sitting on each others laps and farting. The objective is to see who can fart the loudest.
Phineas Jarles: “everyone wins in a lap battle
by StopTryingtoLickMyToes16 November 13, 2021
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