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Business Kink

The strong desire to bang people you do business with, and generally mixing business and pleasure.
My Business Kink gotz me propositioning all kindza bishez to my business bed.
by NatAtNight May 25, 2024
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business-suicide

Objective, to everyone but you, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources
If you're about to commit business-suicide, please get help before it's too late.
by Sexydimma April 24, 2021
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Business 9/11

"Business 9/11" is a term generally used to mean a catastrophic and disruptive occurrence to a company, causing widespread and enduring destruction to the business world, much like the way the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks drastically shook up the United States and the world.

Its origin came from a post making fun of Elon Musk's acquisition of Twitter, in which the company's value was reported to plunge by billions of dollars, the same amount of loss in the 9/11 event.

Business 9/11 refers to when a corporation suffers a serious loss that reduces the company's worth, valuation, operations, and public perception. Metaphorically, the word highlights the scale of the disaster, often involving losses in the billions, and can be referenced to events that cause deep economic, financial, or operational chaos that suggests a profound, long-lasting impact on the affected company.

In conclusion, the term can be used broadly to describe any significant business failure or crisis that results in a sharp decline in value or reputation.
Since he bought that company, its value has gone down 79%. He actually did a business 9/11!
by Jfguipr November 30, 2024
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business minute

The minutes that define your job in a business work week or day, The ones you count until you can leave and cash that check.
"Hey man how many more business minutes do you got before you get off work?"
by BOIO BOOKKEEPER January 24, 2022
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boomerang business model

A business model in which all profits from a good or service are returned to the consumers that generated them, with only compensation for operating costs extracted by the provider of the good or service.
A website based on a boomerang business model generates advertising revenue proportional to user traffic, then returns its profits to its users, keeping only the portion of advertising revenue equal to operating costs.
by Roland Eavey September 11, 2008
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Business Paula

Assertive person that uses financial terms learned from movies like wolf of wall street
-Do you know what is a pigeon investor?
-What are you? A business Paula?
by Mr senor April 11, 2019
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Business Noob

When you don't have at least at least 100 Dogecoin.
Joe: I don't have 100 Dogecoin
John: Business noob
by Lego cool yes April 18, 2021
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