Church Biscuit

The paper-thin, paper-tasting wafer given to brainwashed Catholic disciples during Mass.

Priest: Body of Christ
Church-goer: Nah bro, church biscuit!!!
Priest: WTF?
Church-goer: Blah, this tastes like paper mache.

by Kitt Kansas October 13, 2012

Dick Biscuit

What you call someone if they are being dickish or a douchebag.

Stop being a Dick Biscuit, Nate, I'm trying to work

by cavecharm October 31, 2014

crusty biscuit

The dirty crust on a hooker's FUPA underbelly due to not bathing for several days

Bobby decided it would NOT be a good idea to lick the hooker's crusty biscuit.

by dirtyminorcan2 January 5, 2017

vanilla biscuit

Another term for "Cracker"
Often used with white people.

"What's up vanilla biscuit"

by Paperchasingandpu$$ytasting August 7, 2017

Brain Biscuit

medication,an anti depressant etc anything related

got to take my brain biscuits
the doctor put me on brain biscuits.

by the nut job November 7, 2010

lil biscuit

1. Someone who is inexperienced; naive.
2. a nickname/term for someone to whom you are superior too
3. A young grasshopper; a knave, a nub.

1. new guy- I'm gonna go rush them!

experienced guy- hold on lil biscuit!

by slayerlx April 18, 2008

Shit on a biscuit

Phrase used to describe the impossible things in ones life that just shouldnt be able to happen.

Me: Whoa I just won the lottery twice in the past 2 weeks!

Friend: Well isnt that just some shit on a biscuit.

by Cat lover’s anonymous September 2, 2009