Surprise Birthday

The act of shoving your fist into a late pregnant lady and pulling the fetus out.

I really wanted Jim to be born on 4/20, so I gave him a surprise birthday.

by DMTisGreat October 21, 2019

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Birthday

A day that you celebrate (happily) coming out of a vagina and into existence.

Guy 1: Hey man, it’s my birthday!

Guy 2: No way! Happy Birthday!

by -Judah- October 25, 2019

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Happy birthday hunter

Hey happy birthday hunter

by Wooges December 10, 2020

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Birthday Style

When a friend or significant other of yours is out of town during the actual time period of your birthday, but they take you out for something and pay for everything to make up for it

H: Hey babe, I know I was in Spain all summer and your birthday was in June, but can we do something birthday style?
J: Sure. Take me out for coffee.
H: Great! I'll pay for everything because that's how we would have done it if we had gotten to do it on your actual birthday!

by Adam buckley November 28, 2020

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