Autistic Goon Monkey

When Some Retarded fag is being a douchebag and cant argue for shit so you call him an autistic goon monkey

One:"I Like Genshin Inpact" Two: "Shut the fuck up your an Autistic Goon Monkey"

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda April 10, 2025

Autisan

A craftsman of unique wares that happens to have autism.

Sorry, I can't go to Miller and Carter tonight. Persephone wants to go to the Autisan Bakery down the road.

by CaptainIceberg April 17, 2025

Autistic pet human

Typically a special needs person that looks adorable with the innocent eyes of a reptile or household pet. This is slang used by younger teens, and is considered offensive most often.

"Dude dylan is an autistic pet human."

by Superslicer January 29, 2026

Autism porn

The portrayal of autistic people as always struggling and needing help.

The Autism Speaks woman's presentation was nothing but autism porn. Autistic people don't deserve to be babied.

by retsuko67 February 13, 2026

Autism Gap

When two people share a common interest, but one party has an extremely strong fixation on it, while the other’s investment in it is mild in comparison.

Friend: I heard your new girlfriend is into your favorite game series.

You: Eh, there’s kind of an autism gap. She’s only played a few of the games, while I’ve memorized all the lore.

by Despondent Pyre March 22, 2026

autistic unicorn

a sexual position where the top will take a dildo with a suction cup and put it on their forehead and stringing up the bottom up in the air and head butting it into whichever hole they choose

i did the autistic unicorn on my boyfreind

by rumpleforeskin54 July 19, 2025

Autism

Old man talks about icy hot (vol. 0.25 speed)
..or the person that tells the story about old man icy-hot

Autism, momma might have gotten you tested for it

by supercoolbigwalmartboss July 26, 2025