Imagine you’re walking down the road, your life is at peace, you feel happy while listening to your favourite songs and suddenly... a large can of V suddenly hits you in the face while you hear loud tunes of “Murder On My Mind” by That Melly Guy... run. That is Dj V Ali, the largest menace in all of Australia, it’s a she but her identity is unknown, victims have seen her launch 700 V cans out the windows, police officers have lost tires from the edges of the V cans that render the wheels useless. She has drop kicked 50 elderly men aged 69 while wearing a V Can Costume and saying “It’s Go Time Fuckers” with her gang. Her gang consists of 40 toddlers that ride 24 large kittens and are known to cause havoc.
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by Qarsherskiyan Elizabeth City June 02, 2025
a boy like no other! Full with so much love even you won't believe it, such a beautiful and wise human that no one can replace :)
by somethingsisnotright November 28, 2021
Ali g is cool