A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.
"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."
by Tivo Del Nato January 31, 2019
A form of foreplay;
(1) When a guy rubs his erection between a woman's Moose Knuckle while motorboating baby-oil covered breasts.
(2) When a same-sex couple performs a double-handjob (also known as skiing) while using Icy-Hot.
(1) When a guy rubs his erection between a woman's Moose Knuckle while motorboating baby-oil covered breasts.
(2) When a same-sex couple performs a double-handjob (also known as skiing) while using Icy-Hot.
She said was waiting until marriage, but she gave me one hell of an Alaskan Tugboat, resulting in quite the oil spill, that she still got pregnant and now I owe her my annual dividend...I mean, child support.
by JaKobraKai June 06, 2021
The act of ejaculating in your partners mouth, then duct taping their mouth and twisting your partner's nipples until semen shoots out of their nose.
by Whittier Christian High School October 26, 2022
The act of shoving diarrhea in a person’s mouth and duck taping it shut. Then twist the persons nipples until it comes out of their nose.
by Dutchy4 February 26, 2025
An Alaskan corn dip is usually performed after a rusty trombone one partner takes a liquid shit in the mouth of the other partner then the first partner proceeds to take a piece of corn and dip it in the liquid shit causing a so called Alaskan corn dip
Partner 1. I’d like to try something new today
Partner 2. What is it
Partner 1. An Alaskan corn dip
Partner 2. Holy shit your a dirty bastard
Partner 2. What is it
Partner 1. An Alaskan corn dip
Partner 2. Holy shit your a dirty bastard
by Alaskan corn dip September 09, 2021
Morris and a few of his buddies took an Alaskan Cruise and left with grey hair
I couldn’t believe the amount of girls on the Alaskan Cruise, I couldn’t have myself enough
I couldn’t believe the amount of girls on the Alaskan Cruise, I couldn’t have myself enough
by Mr. Cuban Missile July 12, 2022
by Dumpater January 07, 2021