National Activity Day

National Activity Day, or NAD, is an awesomeness-based organization for outdoor activities in San Francisco's Fort Mason park (previously Moscone Park). Participants, known as NADders, exude genetic magnificence and are often mistaken for ninjas by onlookers. During their weekly meetings during the months of March to November, they can be seen engaging in such activities as: ultimate frisbee, soccer, supporting local Round Table Pizza establishments, and sitting in circles indian-style to discuss awesomeness and how good at it they are. New participants are welcomed openly, provided that they possess a satisfactory level of absurdity and tolerance for sarcasm.

Also see: lilNADs

"Dude I saw some wicked-awesome people throwing the disc in the park the other day. Any idea who they were?"
"OMG that was NAD! You know, National Activity Day, where lameness goes to die? You must have been totally blinded and humbled by their radiation of sheer awesome!!!"
"Yes, I actually fell to my knees and wept. First in sadness knowing I could never be like them, and then in thankful joy that such heroes exist."

by evee746 February 4, 2010

Snatch Action Lawsuit

When a group of prostitutes sues one guy.

Cynthia: I hate that man, he robbed me and the sex wasn’t even good!
Patrica: I told him $30 for a blowie and he only gave me $29!
Charleen: Come on girls, let’s file a good ole snatch action lawsuit on accounts of cheap men and bad dick!

by Cock-monger_chris January 7, 2020

Ola Actavis

Activate Ola Actavis Alfares. Talibanish

Ola Actavis was activated and then talibanished

by OlaAlfares July 7, 2020

Mouse-Click Activism

Political and social action through activities such as signing Internet petitions, clicking on "click to give" sites such as The Hunger Site, posting the color of your bra on Facebook as a way to raise awareness of breast cancer. Arguably either pointless and self-indulgent or tech-savvy, next gen activism.

Two typical examples of mouse-click activism: The Hunger Site, where advertisers agree to contribute funds towards food relief based on the number of clicks per day on the site. Each visitor can be counted for only one click per day. Results are reported each day in number of cups of food for which funds were raised by clicks that day. An example of an Internet petition is one started in Shropshire, UK to protest road tolls, which obtained more than 1 million sign-ons.

by TofuGirl January 23, 2010

moms demand action

A group of Karen's who don't believe in the right to self defense

Moms demand action is protesting guns again

by lopi216 May 15, 2022

Well yes, but actually no

A phrase often used to point out instances of technicality, ambiguity, or hypocrisy.

1. A technicality. The meaning of the phrase in this context is "well yes, technically you are correct about superficial elements, but actually no, you are wrong about the substance in some way that invalidates the premise."

2. Ambiguity. The meaning of the phrase in this context is "well yes, some elements of this that have merit, but actually no, there are further details that must be considered."

3. Hypocrisy. The meaning of the phrase in this context is "well yes, I will say something to you to temporarily satisfy you, but actually no, my true actions will go against what I've said."

Site: Will you provide an example? We won't let you submit this without an example.

Me: Well yes, but actually no.

by TheStray7 January 1, 2022

Acting president

A seemingly impossible, almost laughable, scenario in which a low-rent, bombastic, reality-TV host is somehow elected to the Presidency of the United States of America.

Acting president!

Oh, that's a good one! It's gonna get fantastic ratings, I bet...
Hey... wait a second, something has gone horribly wrong...

by YAWA February 22, 2020