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Jesse

A rich boy who always brags about his money. Gets mad at people when they step on his 600 dollar shoes. Nobody likes Jesse expect for other rich sassy rude kids. He has teleporting powers and stalks people. Jesse is a weird mf
Person 1: There’s a new kid named Jesse at Harvey
Person 2: I don’t give af
by stellaiscool March 11, 2022
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jesse sesepasara

Ho ho ho jesse sesepasara/ jrizzy gongu your the softest mf i know
There once was a guy named Jesse sesepasara I seen him yanking off another man at lake Wilson witch was Alexander Uzumaki after that he killed Alexander Uzumaki and thats how he unlocked is trashingan
by 808butfucc November 23, 2021
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Jess

Jess loves a pint and gear on a Friday night
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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jess murphy

A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.
Jess murphy got miffed last night and went nuts about not being able to breast feed children.
by henryhenryhenderson August 3, 2016
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Amelie and Jess

Amelie and Jess are one of the best dynamic duos you'll ever see. Funny, quick-witted, emotional and just plain awesome. They may have had some ups and downs in their time, but at the end of the day they've shared some great memories and will continue to share more. They're both just awesome and are absolutely perfect for each other. They're the perfect power couple.
Everyone else:
Amelie and Jess: *sexing furiously*
by BruhSoundEffect.WAV December 30, 2018
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jesse puljujärvi

Best player on any given hockey team, hottest man alive. Imagine Ryan Reynolds as a hockey player. Nickname is Bison King, and plays for the Edmonton Oilers
Person 1 - Did you hear Jesse Puljujärvi scored a hatty yesterday?
Person 2 - He is so hot and good at hockey
by DepressedSportsFan November 25, 2021
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National Jess Day

September 13th is National Jessica Anne Clarke Day, she was given this day because she’s an incredible person.
Tommy: Hey Ryan do you know what day it is?
Ryan: No what day is it?
Tommy: It’s September 13th, National Jess Day, now I have to buy that bitch some flowers smh.
by Tommylowrie2002 September 13, 2022
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