When you denounce a friend, or group of friends after a serious falling out. More serious than a simple argument. Usually involves some sort of betrayal from an old friend. Often leads to a cleansing of people who you realized aren't really your friends.
Divorcee: "Scott banged my girlfriend, And the crew thought it was cool"
Friend: "Oh man that sucks, do you still talk with them?"
Divorcee: "Nah man, I friend divorced the whole lot of em, the're shite in a bucket"
Friend: "and what about her?"
Divorcee: "Well let's just say we are not getting married"
Friend: "Oh man that sucks, do you still talk with them?"
Divorcee: "Nah man, I friend divorced the whole lot of em, the're shite in a bucket"
Friend: "and what about her?"
Divorcee: "Well let's just say we are not getting married"
by rat.man.can July 25, 2014
Get the Friend Divorce mug.weather friend - an acquaintance with whom the friendship does not progress beyond discussuing more banal topics or exclusively "the weather".
John's just a "weather friend"; it's not as if I know anything about him other than he's hoping for good weather this weekend.
by campbejo May 7, 2010
Get the weather friend mug.A slush friend is a person who you Aquaint yourself with who is always doing something wrong and thinks they're better friends with you then they are.
Wow look at Sam with her moldy bread, she's such a slush friend.
Yea she thinks we're great friends but, she's kinda annoying
Yea she thinks we're great friends but, she's kinda annoying
by Slushfriend June 5, 2016
Get the slush friend mug.Camp friends are the best friends you will ever meet. No matter where you are, your camp friends will be there for you. Camp friends NEVER leave your side.
by Rattles March 14, 2019
Get the Camp friends mug.1. Someone who talk about you/someone else, but is too scared to tell it to your face.
2. Someone who changes up when they get around certain people (Boys, popular people etc) can be a pick me girl too.
2. Someone who changes up when they get around certain people (Boys, popular people etc) can be a pick me girl too.
EXAMPLE 1:
Jessica: "Did you see how ugly Alyssa was today?"
Kaity: "Yeah, that sweater she had on was horrible."
*Alyssa comes*
Alyssa: "Hey guys!"
Jessica: "Hey, Aylssa!" *Smiles*
Kaity: "Your sweater is so cute!"
Alyssa: "Thanks!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Lora: "You are so pretty to day Lizzie."
Lizzie: "Thank you, so are you Lora."
Lora: "Yeah, and you smell nice."
*Boy comes*
Lora: "But you need to brush your teeth, your breath stinks." *Says loudly*
Lizzie: "Huh, but you just said i smell-"
Lora: *Starts talking to boy ignoring Lizzie*
Lizzie: "Your a fake friend." *Walks away*
Jessica: "Did you see how ugly Alyssa was today?"
Kaity: "Yeah, that sweater she had on was horrible."
*Alyssa comes*
Alyssa: "Hey guys!"
Jessica: "Hey, Aylssa!" *Smiles*
Kaity: "Your sweater is so cute!"
Alyssa: "Thanks!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Lora: "You are so pretty to day Lizzie."
Lizzie: "Thank you, so are you Lora."
Lora: "Yeah, and you smell nice."
*Boy comes*
Lora: "But you need to brush your teeth, your breath stinks." *Says loudly*
Lizzie: "Huh, but you just said i smell-"
Lora: *Starts talking to boy ignoring Lizzie*
Lizzie: "Your a fake friend." *Walks away*
by IWannaBeSmart July 2, 2021
Get the Fake Friend mug.a girls friend who is extremely obnoxious and cock blocks all night. aka the female version of a cock-blocker.
by soopachick April 22, 2010
Get the friend bitch mug.Lifestyle friends that you don't necessarily have sex with. They may have been vanilla friends first or lifestyle friends that enjoy each other's company, but are not sexually attracted to each other or don't want to have sex with each other for some reason
by Bikamasutracouple January 20, 2019
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