A distinctly-smelling, intensely acrid, putrid fart that occurs after eating specific foods, such as Chinese food.
by chilipepr November 2, 2006

When an asian girl, that is a virgin, is involved with a threesome with two men, one man inserts his penis into her tight vagina and the other inserts his penis into her anus, then as they both try to pull out they get stuck because the girl is being pulled in both directions.
Dude me and Mike were at this party on Friday, we met this cute asian girl and we got caught up in a "Chinese Penis Trap"
by Jared & Josh April 12, 2010

Used in Asia for generations, insert these beads into the rectum and pull them out when your lover orgasms.
man o'man I shot a load of cum about five feet when the Bethanator pulled the Chinese Love Beads out of my bum.
by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005

When a man masturbates and then ejaculates into his hand then throws the semen over his shoulder for good luck, much like how people throw salt over their shoulder for good luck (hence: Chinese Salt Shaker)
Dylan-"Dude, i just did a Chinese Salt Shaker so we're definitely going to win our game today!"
Nick-"DUDE, THATS DISGUSTING! You didn't need to tell me that."
Nick-"DUDE, THATS DISGUSTING! You didn't need to tell me that."
by THEREV44 February 4, 2010

When two uncircumcised men are snoodling and the one with the girthier penis pulls back his foreskin, exposing the head, then the skinnier penis wraps his foreskin around the head of the larger, followed by the larger wrapping it's foreskin over the skinnier penis's foreskin.
For added suction, add water under the foreskin and let evaporate.
Can also be referred to as the "Super Snoodle"
For added suction, add water under the foreskin and let evaporate.
Can also be referred to as the "Super Snoodle"
by Jeets February 14, 2014

chinese police officer who constantly pulls over people he suspects of being gay, he proceeds to strip into a thong and dances then writes them a ticket for speeding, the victim is afraid to speak up because the police officers cousin runs the laundrymat down the street that will do clothes for ten cents a pop and hookers hang around a lot.
by foooswagga February 9, 2010

A group of people whom are alway great, alway proud and alway correct, when they make stupid mistake and/or get people killed.
by Gesture September 5, 2008
