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Crack Whoring

1. The process whereby a group of men go looking for sex with drug addicted prostitues in the ghetto.

2. When well-paid pro football players, just days before a superbowl game, get arrested in Miami while cruising for drugged up prostitutes in the ghetto (this really happened!!),

3. The act whereby dumbass bachelor party participants who are too cheap and too stupid to pay for real hookers/strippers will instand op to find much cheaper (and more dangerous) hookers who are willing to have sex for the price of their next drug fix
Bob: I want to have sex, but we're too dumb, lazy, fat, ugly and broke to get any hot girls without having to pay for it.

Tom: I know - let's call up the guys and go crack whoring in the ghetto.

Bob: Yeah! Because if we go with a bunch of dorky looking white and/or asian guys we won't get mugged, beatin' and robbed by the Homies when we cruising through the hood looking for skanks.
by viking2121 May 8, 2009
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whore wrangler

a young lad who pulls a lot of ass in the burgeoning local community of whores
Derrick you are such a "whore wrangler"
by the whore wrangler July 7, 2009
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Cardiovascular Whore

A girl who loves veiny arms or hands on a guy after he works out.
OMG SANUVAR IS SUCH A CARDIOVASCULAR WHORE!
by localsouptime April 30, 2019
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Dip Whore

someone who when eating chips, takes huge scoops of dip, leaving none for everyone else
dude, quit being such a dip whore!
by GoldFishCrackers January 20, 2010
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Organic Whore

James Charles is the definition of an Organic Whore. No one wants to see his ass in every photo. Someone stick all of those makeup brushes up his asshole IMMEDIATELY!!!! Organic Whore coming from the word, James Charles is a stupid Hoe and can shove all of his Clavin Klein G-Strings up is dickhole. So your wondering how to be an organic whore, you just are you are organic.
No one likes James Charles the stupid Organic Whore.
by Incredible Bitch April 24, 2019
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Murky whore

An alcoholic drink made up of equal parts orange juice and kahlua.
Named for its murky colour.
Hey bartender, can I get a murky whore please.
by The murky whore October 16, 2018
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Whore-aholic

One addictied to whores.
or
One addicted to whore-ing.
"Justin, you're really becoming a whore-aholic."
"Yeah, I know. I need to lay off the addiction."
by Nern June 30, 2009
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