Noob cake

You suck at everything

Ben brookman is a noob cake because he sucks

by noobykins April 01, 2009

Noob nugget

A insult to a person that is good at a game but uses noobish tatics in an attempt to win the game.

Dude! That guy is a noob nugget because he is using an M16 with an acog scope with red tiger camo.

by Eoy May 04, 2008

noob tube

A weapon attachment in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, commonly used by noobs that can only rack up kills using explosives.

Dude, stop using that noob tube

by 1337COW? July 21, 2010

Sigma Noob

A member of the Sigma Nu fraternity who thinks hes amazingly good at video games (since thats all Sigma Nu's do), but actually sucks ass.

Sigma Nu: Dude I'll totally pwn you in some Call of Duty!
Other guy: Shutup you stupid Sigma Noob

by StinkTwat March 09, 2010

noob pube

One measly little pubic hair, which is usually sprouted around puberty.

Person1: Dude, I totally just spawned my first noob pube!
Person2: Oh, ok.

by KC715 April 02, 2008

Noob PWNER

A noob PWNER, or also known as a noob owner is one who spends his or her time pwning noobs. Noobs consist of the online gamers with horrible gamer tags. Some examples of these gammer tags are; bracken30, urmom, and raveu1224!!!
It is noob pwners duties to stop these noobs from, noobing people online video game experiences up. Noob pwners are very prestigious gamers and only come in a rare few.

Noob PWNER "raveu1224 is a noob at halo, he gets pwned all the time by Noob PWNER"

by vixymixy January 20, 2009

Pwn the Noobs

It means to play a game you are ecceptionally good at online against other people. An example would be Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. You can only say this of course if you are actually capable of pwning noobs.

Guy 1: Hey you wanna pwn the noobs with me later?

Guy 2: I was just pwning the noobs like half an hour ago, I'll play tonight.

by the master bator 01 February 27, 2010