C.O.K

The shortened version of Clutch or Kick. Mainly used in CSGO, if you fail to C.O.K you will likely loose respect of your teammates and get kicked.

CT 1: Dude, you're the last one left. C.O.K.
CT 2: Alright man, I got you.

by Ruoid September 18, 2021

B.Y.P.U.T.Y.C.O.M.D

Beat your pussy up till you come on my dick

I will disrespectfully b.y.p.u.t.y.c.o.m.d

by anonymous April 3, 2021

C.O.O.L

C- Constipated
O- Overweighted
O- Out-of-style
L- Loser

Used on dumbasses to think you're giving them a compliment.

Nerd: Hey your C.O.O.L!
Bully: Thanks geek!
Nerd: Ahaha! You're a constpated overweighted out-of-style loser!
Bully: * clenches fist*
Nerd: I gotta run now.

by totally787 March 26, 2010

P.A.C.O.

Put
A
Condom
On

P.A.C.O.

by mac'n'berries November 13, 2010

C.O.N.M

Continued on next message- derived from modern phones having a character limit so from over 450 characters converting to a mms. This abbreviation allows the user to easily and quickly identify that they have run out of space but the message has not yet come to a conclusion

...Ohh I'm running out of space c.o.n.m
...yeah I know how hilarious tams is and he's just so c.o.n.m

by ginger james July 18, 2012

c.o.b.s.t.l.

Case Of Balls Sticking To Legs. This can occur in extreme heat when there is excessive persperation from the lower regions. Also see c.o.i.b.

me on G7 - $#!+, i've got c.o.b.s.t.l. again!
person sitting next to me - whats that?
me - me balls is stickin to me legs!!
person - ewww...

by sam from G7 July 15, 2008

C.O.O.L.

Constipated
Ovverrated
Out-of-style
Loser

person 1:Dude, that nerd is such a dork.
person 2: Yeah, so c.o.o.l.

by SchizoozihcS May 17, 2009