Balls -- When you are 18 you attend college out of state and you meet some kids from Chicago you tell you about a trick. The trick is you claim you lost your Drivers License and your home state will send you an official document with a state water seal and the state you are in along with your student body card will issue you another idea.
If the birth date changes on the form with a state seal the issuing state of state of new ID license will give you one with what ever the birth date is on the state seal. So with the magic of hair spray and a cue tip and purchasing an old type writer you become 21 from 18 by taking thenew improved document to the DMV
If the birth date changes on the form with a state seal the issuing state of state of new ID license will give you one with what ever the birth date is on the state seal. So with the magic of hair spray and a cue tip and purchasing an old type writer you become 21 from 18 by taking thenew improved document to the DMV
Balls -- Balls part comes in when you have a Fake ID and you are 19 but the ID is attached to your real social security number you get a job tending bar. W-2's and W-9's so you tend bar and you ask men for their ID you reject some of them because they can produce any back up and you are the responsible Bartender. Then teh women come in and no questions asked. If the men I reject only knew I was 19.
by RustlerHustler December 6, 2011
Get the Ballsmug. 
Extinction balls are what a man is left with after a vasectomy. If we relied upon these balls to propagate the human species it would cause extinction of the species.
Latin: extinctio sphera
Latin: extinctio sphera
random guy: Hey dude how are your balls doing
dude: Not bad but I think I will change them to extinction balls, the child support bills are too big.
dude: Not bad but I think I will change them to extinction balls, the child support bills are too big.
by the bestestestest person ever November 3, 2020
Get the Extinction Ballsmug. by Cornballl May 20, 2024
Get the Corn Ballmug. The Alec "Ball Win"
When you getting a bj and she says dont nut in my mouth. So you pull out and shoot her in da face.
When you getting a bj and she says dont nut in my mouth. So you pull out and shoot her in da face.
by Mint Dogs November 4, 2021
Get the Alec "Ball Win"mug. When your girl is doing a line of blow off of your Johnston and she snorts a pube up her nose and you watch as she coughs it up and flicks it at you. Making it, a pube ball.
by The dick master December 5, 2019
Get the Pube ballmug. First find a female partner then let her chain you down to a slab of wood and shove a rods up their ass, throat, and penis. Then proceed to whoop his balls with a little whip.
Person 1: are you Daring.
Person 2: yes
Person 1: let’s to rod and ball tourture
Person 2: FUCK THAT
Person 2: yes
Person 1: let’s to rod and ball tourture
Person 2: FUCK THAT
by fuck_niggers_69 February 9, 2021
Get the Rod and ball tourturemug.