I was in the driver seat i was going to get laid Den bob called Carla to come i know bob was “dry cock blocking”
by Big Z’s February 24, 2019
Get the Dry cock blockingmug. by slutfor July 21, 2022
Get the midget cockmug. Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.
by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016
Get the Cock sandmug. The same as what i said it was before
by Uncle_billy December 1, 2020
Get the Cock in the assmug. Me to my non-existent gf: Yo babe can I stick my dick in your Cock Pocket.
My non-existent gf: Yes, give me your pimp stick.
Me to my friends: omwtfmgf.
My non-existent gf: Yes, give me your pimp stick.
Me to my friends: omwtfmgf.
by AnonymousNut March 13, 2018
Get the Cock Pocketmug. Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.
We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.
by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023
Get the Cock Tanmug. A form/process of rape involving Knocking out a bitch and forcing her to jerk you off or else you will rape her younger sister and her father!
by LILSKEETO April 11, 2017
Get the Skeeto Cockmug.