Cock Mogging

To be 'mogged' by a cock, or for someone to have a more appealing penis than you (usually via size).

"Haha, I'm totally cock mogging your tiny stub!"

by LunaticCultist9987 November 24, 2024

cock juggling thunder cunt

When the word cunt simply won't do

what a cock juggling thunder cunt

by Peter Peter the Pipe Eater March 29, 2024

Monster Cock

A cock so it will bush your boyfriends nut

“Woah, my boyfriend got a monster cock”
“I know, he was with me last night”

by LuraDaddy November 6, 2018

cock in buns

A chicken sandwich.

Would you like a cock in buns ?

by Kurron Black March 28, 2022

Raining horse cocks

Extremely intense rainfall. The loud noise it makes hitting the roofs of buildings and cars sound like a pile of horse cocks was dumped on it.

Person 1- wow it's really coming down out there.
Person 2- yeah it's raining horse cocks

by TPB fanatic April 21, 2025

Cock monger

A retarded or spastic prostitute who loves cock.

That fucking spastic whore is a real cock mongers

by DiddyD1 August 7, 2021

Big birthday cock

A cock that is big basically because it's the person's birthday.

Omg let me see that big birthday cock, it's your special day after all!

by LingDanc803 April 11, 2023