Cock Munting

The act of connecting the vas deferens of a dead mans ballsack to the urethera then stomping on the balls until the testicles are completely powderized, then sucking the testicle powder out of the dick. Kind of like drinking a drink from a straw.

Me and Harry were Cock Munting a homeless man last night because his dumb nigger ass asked for spare change.

by asghtryssd August 3, 2024

cock scribble

When he uses the cock to write something with little to no effort, using either pen ink or nut

Girl1: So he did a cock scribble on me last night!
Girl2: What?
Girl1: He wrote Bazinga on my back with pen ink, with his pp
Girl2: Oh epic!

by egg bitch March 4, 2020

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.

Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"

by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009

cock swap

The act of cumming in someones mouth then spitting it onto someone elses cock

Josh: Yo Tim wanna cock swap with Amelia
Tim: Sure

by HandyMan12388 May 16, 2018

Cock Siren

Opening your phone and it’s just dick pics in your gallery.

I opened Caitlyn’s phone and the cock siren went off.

by Androgynous February 13, 2020

Cock-asian

Kathy Woudzia or any other 100% white person who doesn’t act white

I proudly call myself a Cock-Asian because I am 100% Caucasian, so white for all you idiots that don’t know your grammar, which automatically labels me a “cock”, and I only hang out with ppl who are either Asian, or well, not white.

by KathyWoudz January 10, 2020

nice cock

Telling someone that they look good or awesome

Person 1: Nice cock dude!
Person 2: Thenks man!

by kikd4n September 1, 2022